knuckle-children

Semen, especially when released by masturbation.

"Where exactly in the Bible does it say that a man can't fire off some knuckle-children in the privacy of his own neighbor's living room, while his neighbor's at work because I don't have a DVD player." -Peter Griffin

by helljin December 30, 2005

child abuse

When a parent/parents beat the hell out of a child for no reason.

All child abusers should get forced sterilization, and either serve life in prison or get the death penalty "depending if the child dies of his injuries".

by Saints October 19, 2003

childhater

someone who hates children

the wicked witch is a childhater

by reginald brown January 14, 2008

mind the step children

To pay attention to the testicles during the act of fellatio.

Did she mind the step children during the Lewinsky?

by numbnuts June 19, 2003

smarter child

A robot on AIM that is fun to toy with when you're bored.

me: miami hurricanes
SC: what's that?
me: football team
SC: Sorry! i don't have any NFL data anymore!
me: why don't you have any NFL data?
SC: because
me: because why?
SC: why not?
well anyway...
Hey, do you have anything else to say about getting laid?

sometimes smarter child brings up things mentioned long before in the conversation.

by LykE oMFG iiT''s AMaNda!!!!!!1111!!!1!!!!one!!! November 21, 2007

Rainbow Child

Rainbow Child Is a spiritually aware person who has a strong connection with the divine creator/god. They are said to have an old soul (most born in the 1970's) with spiritual gifts such as clairvoyance, clairaudience, or clairsentences. Usually a rainbow child will have a special talent in fine arts of some sort, such as art, music, dance ect. They are said to bring peace and love to earth during the transition of times on the earth. Such a person can also be identified by the unique indigo color found in their auras and they have astonishingly beautiful eyes.

The child expressed such unconditional love making me believe she/he was a rainbow child.

by Indigo Ivy December 21, 2016

Xbox child

That small 8 year old child who always leaves his mic on, breathes heavily and seems to have an inaudible gih pitched voice which reaches well over 100 decibles, blinding anyone who actually wants to play the game. Xbox childs tend to play games that are rated M, just to piss off adults and actual gamers.

Guy 1:Oh My Fucking God!

Guy 2:What?

Guy 1:This fucking gay xbox child was on my team and he made no fucking sense, his breathing wouldn't stop!And he was team killing and bringing the flag to the corner of standoff, just to commit suicide and return it!

Guy 2:Really?What's his gamertag?

Guy 1:XxXSmOkEwEeDfOrLiFe420XxX, I swear the little bitch was holding a vacuum cleaner to the mic.

Guy 2:Let's go rhubarb that little bitch, invite him to the party.

by backadockalocka May 10, 2009