chat burglar

One who reproduces a friend's witty lines, whilst passing them off as their own.

Fay, you're such a chat burglar, you've really gotta work on your banter

by clanross June 6, 2009

Chat stalking

When someone reads the group chat texts but doesn't particpate, therefore stalking the group chat

"How does she know what happened on chat last night?she wasn't even there"
"she must have been chat stalking..."

by Thatgirl111 May 3, 2015

Parallel Chatting

The phenomena that occurs when an online chat morphs into two parallel conversations, usually as a result of one person continuing a conversation without realizing that the other person has changed the subject.

Person A: Yeah its funny how beer and weed can make you feel like you're peeing when combined.
Person A: Anyway, what's your favorite flavor of cotton candy?
Person B: Yeah this one time I smoked a spliff and downed a 40, and it felt like Niagara falls down there .
Person B: I'd have to say blue.
Person A: Hahaha! and agreed.
Person B: I like how you resolved our parallel chatting.

by 37coolhandluke37 October 1, 2011

Chat speak

"Chat Speak" is a form of speaking used by illiterate assholes. It was the fashion that most of the people who create definitions for this website use to type.

oh my god, y do u call me a n00b!!!11111!!!1!one!!11 *angr fce*

by Grapple 'n' Grapes September 3, 2005

chat syndrome

It's when you chat online for so long that you begin to use phrases like rofl and wtf in the real world. see also: reality chatspeak

dude: WTF?? My clam chowder tastes like bongwater!!
sane person: shut up you whore.

by Tiller August 1, 2005

cheat chatting

When you're instant messaging with one person and then you leave the conversation to chat with someone else.

Why is it taking you so long to reply to me? Are you cheat chatting with someone else?

by Crystal Murphy July 22, 2008

bad chat

poor quality, unentertaining, uninteresting, inappropriate conversation.

ALternatives include "shit chat" "terrible chat" "no chat"

Guy 1: I'm going to have a word with that girl over there

Guy 2: Don't bother man - she's got bad chat

Example 2:

Person 1: Your dad's the only parent i know who doesn;t have really bad chat

Person 2: i know, he is awsome when he's plastered!

by Michael Wilding June 12, 2007