Definitions by big_dude

chat blue balls 

The anxiety and suspense involved in staring as you see a friend is typing an instant message or facebook chat message but never seems to complete it. The feeling can last for minutes or even hours. Unfortunately unlike actual blue balls, chat blue balls can not be relieved by jerking off.

Person 1: "What's with Freddy, he was supposed to come out with us an hour ago?"
Person 2: "He looked pretty pissed, he's probably suffering from chat blue balls again."

chat blue balls by big_dude May 29, 2011

concert buzz

The high feeling one gets after a good concert.

Joey looks like he just took some speed but he's just had a concert buzz since coming back from the Manowar show.

concert buzz by big_dude May 28, 2011

Bellytop 

A laptop computer that is being used by a recumbent man that is so lazy that he refuses to sit up while using it. The computer is placed on the user's belly or chest.

Person 1: Steve's so lazy, he's been lying in bed the past 12 hours.
Person 2: Nah dude, I saw him earlier today on facebook.
Person 1: Yea, he's been on his bellytop all day.

Bellytop by big_dude April 2, 2011