certified ass eater

You are a licenced or professional major in eating someone's ass

Jerry: Hey Carl and I am a certified ass eater want me to show you?

Carl: Of course

by OgMudDawg December 18, 2017

Certified Good guy

A certified good guy is a male paramour that you don’t have sex with, but still allow him to eat your kitty because you know he’ll give it 100% into everything his does. He’s a good guy. He puts your needs in front of his own.

He had a small package but I knew he was a certified good guy, so I let him eat his way to my soul.

by Goldie Fawn August 15, 2018

certified snitch

A well-known snitch.

D'angelo Russell is a certified snitch.

by issagrownchild September 2, 2018

Certified Public Alcoholic (CPA)

Karan

"How was the party?"
"I don't know Karan the Certified Public Alcoholic (CPA) went to work again..."

by AnonymousJatt November 1, 2018

certainfury

The gayest person on the planet. Possible school shooter. Crushing on kaitlyn.

Certainfury debates on whether he shoots up the school today or tomorrow.

by Yahyeetonthemhoes November 27, 2018

Certainly Gay

the opposite of no homo

I wanna get spanked by my male improv friends, but certainly gay.

by brendans homie December 24, 2018

certified nonce

A Certified Nonce is a legitimate pedo

Lea: omg look at josh!
Tam: yeah, he’s a certified nonce!

by Lea232323 January 15, 2019