CDFU

Crackin' da f*** up.

I was CDFU at what you said.

by nikkihuff July 1, 2008

Cum Disposal Unit (CDU)

(noun) a cum disposal unit is a man or woman used for sex then tossed aside like yesterdays mail...

(use it in a sentence today LOL!!!)

That chick/guy is a total CDU go for it!!!

cum disposal unit (CDU) douche

by imnoodelykiwi February 25, 2011

D.C.D.C.

dcdc or “drunk cigs don’t count” refers to smoking cigarettes only when drunk. This allows people who smoke when drunk to ignore the stigma of smoking and to use drinking as an excuse

Rob: Bro you can’t smoke anymore. That’s so bad for you.
Jake: D.C.D.C. man

Rob: Shit you’re right

by i don’t even care August 12, 2021

CDL

Certified dumptruck license

“WOAH BRO, she’s got a CDl!”

“you’re right she’s got a fat ass”

by phatasstanner.8 January 30, 2021

CDSD

Chronic dick sucking disorder

Many girls have CDSD

by MattBrothers March 11, 2009

CDP

Certified Dime Piece

Women ranking between 8 and 10 on the looks scale(personality not applicable).

These women make up about 1% of the world but in some areas can be found in large concentrations (USC, Ole Miss, FSU, etc)

Joe: "That chick is at least a 9."

Larry: "CDP no doubt"

Joe: "Yup. She's definately certified"

by Acer2009 September 15, 2009

cdbluff

when someone has an extremely small penis and large ball sack.

Hey Logan,did you know that Charlie has cdbluff package.

by maggdude July 24, 2007