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carroll'd

carroll'd is any outcome in which the most probable/normal result is substituted for the exact opposite. not to be confused with murphy's law, carroll'd outcomes are never possible/probable variables and are of the most unfortunate/unlucky end of events.
you need to get a passport to go on a government paid buisness trip. The passport office looks at the passport and execpts it.at the last minute they find something wrong with yours. so you return to the office to make the correction but the one represinitive that handles passports is on vacation and will not return until the day after your schedueld departure date. so now you have to take a bus from country to country while everyone else on the base passports are fine and can fly to the next base in hours. additionaly they forgot to pack some items on the crates so they have you take it on the bus with you. now you dont have enough room for your items. so you leave your laptop becuase it will be damage where you have to store it. but when you arrive theres no tv, books in english or anything of entertaining value. so you spend the next two months stairing at the ceiling. and to top it off when you get back you find out that they made a mistake and your passport was fine all along. you have just been carroll'd.
by S.P.Wink May 5, 2009
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Carrot

This is a carrot. Idk why im doing this. its a random word friend gave me..... its orange i think.... im colorblind idk.
Person 1: Hey look at that carrot
Person 2: nice. its a carrot
by HisokasFacePaint March 18, 2021
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Scrawny carrot

Noun- "A single, male individual who is sometimes available for dating, however appears to be much below the expected or anticipated average. Typically, is smaller, shorter, not as seemingly smart or attractive as their other male counterparts, this being classified as a ' scrawny carrot' amongst females who are seeking companionship.
"Damn Lisa....there are some SCRAWNY CARROTS up in here tonight! "
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Briny Carrot

A briny carrot is a penis that has been pulled out of an unwashed vagina.
Man 1: Bro my girlfriend just had sex with me and she hasn't showered in weeks!
Man 2 : Ew dude, now you have a briny carrot.
by flawedGhost June 3, 2021
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Girls who eat carrots

Either this girl has a horse and lives on a bunny farm or she’s an FBI agent who has really good eyesight.
Example:
Mom: The mall invasion got so bad that they had to send the girls who eat carrots.
You: Wow! That must have been serious. They have a good eye being able to catch all the culprits.
Mom: must have been all the carrots they ate.
by Coolcat11:11 September 4, 2021
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eating carrots

A way of saying someone is sucking a dick, or giving a blowjob.
by swiffer January 19, 2006
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west carrollton

The epitome of the boring home town. The only thing the town had going for it was Woody's.
"Now class, today we are going to start fictions about a person who grew up in a boring home town and escaped. Try to think of a name for that town."

"I know! West Carrollton!"
by Hisui June 20, 2008
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