Caiti

A person who has Flabby arms and has the problem of break peoples hearts

No i look like a Caiti

by Anonymous September 17, 2003

Caption queen

A caption queen, maybe king if you are male, is a person who adds captions to their photos that slay other people or something that they don't like

For example "Jessica is such a caption queen she totally slayed Martha with her new pic"

by bqueenb4jz October 17, 2015

Captilism

When an internet company makes fake profiles to discredit its own product as a means of gauging the control of stock profit.

Wel wit my disleciia I spelll captilism

by WordyMcTalkyFace December 8, 2021

clout caption

a caption (mostly used by tiktok editors) is a caption that says something absurd. it’s a claim that gains comments to boost their videos.

“Charli damelio is more successful than Ariana Grande.”

“Bffr.”

“Relax, it’s just a Clout Caption.”

Or

“SADIE SINK SAID A SLUR????”

“WHAT.”

“It’s just a caption for clout and attention.”

by sophiacaudill46614 November 9, 2022

cantified

The act of becoming dense and slow while still rocking it.

I was so wasted I got all cantified last night when a weird boy offered me gum.

by A fan March 29, 2004

capigeon

A slang term for campaign...just derped

Instead of multiplayer, I play the Capigeon.

by CapigeonThis May 24, 2016

Cacti sac

A street filled with cookie cutter desert abodes in the suburbs of a southwestern city. Places like Phoenix and alberquerque are full of cacti sac neighborhoods.

No wonder you're a methhead Jesse, your house looks like your other seven hundred neighbors houses and the ocean is a thousand miles away. You could've made a middle class income in downtown alberquerque, but you didn't want to be like everybody else in your cacti sac neighborhood, well who does?

by Solid Mantis December 14, 2016