Taxi Cab Drunk

Someone who gets so drunk (usually at a dive bar) that it is apparent to everyone that they should call a professional to get them home.

Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.

Bar Patron #1: This old fucker at South River Bar was so wasted he fell asleep while hitting on some fat road whore.

Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!

by Impaler August 27, 2013

cab runner awayer

People who run away from cabs.

Jess is a cab runner awayer.

by @tess.c January 20, 2018

crew cab ranger

5 in the pink 2 in the stink. A Reverse minivan

That bitch's ass is so tight! I had to give her a crew cab ranger instead

by Miss Mona February 22, 2025

cab bunny

A girl who sits pretty and rides around with a truck driver. She may be married, or dating this driver. They may also fuck while on the road

That girl in that semi must be a cab bunny

by Truckerslife June 4, 2018

[Cab]

a prostitute.
they are like cabs because you can get a "ride" for a fee.

Man: yo, do you have a cab for me?
Man 2: you mean a prostitute?
Man:yeah.

by blooandcheese August 11, 2008

cab

cunty ass bitch; a way of saying the worst possible insult in the most appropriate way

I finally went to meet her parents and her mother is such a cab.

by Janesaunders October 20, 2015

Am-cab

Short for Amateur Cabaret. A generally derogatory term in the UK bellydance scene, where cabaret is the first style attempted by most beginners, and usually performed very badly by first-time performers. It is also known as "Teeth, Tits and Tinsel", as those are the defining features of an over-enthusiastic but very untalented first-time bellydancer.

"Did you see Wendy at that show on Saturday? Oh my god, she was classic Am-Cab!"

by Vermillion303 June 23, 2007