brainstipated

when a person simply cannot think, when your brain is stuck, like a brain fart but 2 times worse

mom i failed the test because im brainstipated

by christophorus August 27, 2010

Braid

Much like a beard for gay men, a braid is a term coined for lesbians that have a fake boyfriend to appear straight.

No Kate, I will not be your braid for your sister's wedding!

by Xianyang Aston October 6, 2011

bradshaw mountain high school

giant shit hole where a lot of douche bags graduate from. if you wanna hook up with a nasty girl with multiple venereal diseases this is the high school you want to go to.

C.J. is a Bradshaw Mountain High School graduate, if you come in contact with her genitals you should kill yourself asap before you die a horrible painful death from AIDS.

by aquerius gayballs October 24, 2008

Braising Beef

To perform rapid, reciprocating sexual intercourse between the vagina and the anus without the use of lubricant and without wiping or cleaning the penis before entry into each orifice.

Donna was caught up in sexual ecstasy and was begging for her lover to fill and pound both her love holes on after another. Matt began Braising Beef until he unloaded deep inside her. Unfortunately, Donna wound up getting a wicked vaginal infection.

by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015

crap for brains

meaning ultra stupid,like their brains were taken out and replaced by crap;Strong Bad's fave saying

"Man,I knew you had Crap for brains,but your crap for brains has crap for brains"

by Ashley L January 8, 2004

shit for brains

verizon wireless

verizon wireless, thinks they can charge me for roaming when the phone screen says "verizon" on it

by DAVE December 12, 2003

Dick for brains

when someone is fucked in the head

yo johnny you see that chick around the way....
ya man shes pretty fine and shes smart too....
ahhh hell now shes got dick for brains cuz shes fucked in the head

by deeekayyy December 20, 2008