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jacket boner

The bunching up of a zipper so it appears as if you have an erection protruding from your jacket.
Jim had a jacket boner and we laughed at how small it was.
by Trevor Cobbs March 24, 2008
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Girl boner

It’s when you get a little heart beat feeling down in your pussy
Watching that fine rican boy come out the water with that nice six pack on him gave me a whole girl boner
by the real syd April 19, 2019
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boner assassin

A person with an appearance or attitude that kills an erection quickly and efficiently, without impunity.
"My ex-girlfriend used to be pretty hot back in high school, but now she's a boner assassin."
by GARY LOVES THE BACON May 13, 2004
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Boner Jams '03

Pornographic genius made infamous in the 40-Year-Old Virgin by Paul Rudd's character, Dave. According to "Dave," it is a compilation video tape of all the best boner scenes from the summer of 2003. Usually watched in conjunction with Harry Twatter and School Of Cock.
Dave: "Here it is-- Boner Jams '03. Its a mixtape of all my favorite boner scenes in the summer of 2003."
by N.J. Walz January 7, 2006
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Corona Boner

The act of getting excited about relaying unsubstantiated 3rd hand 'facts' about the Coronavirus to appear knowledgeable infront of strangers or Social Media.
Wow, I wish John would shut the fuck up about Covid - 19! It gives him such a Corona Boner!
by Mabsobaby March 19, 2020
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Boner downer

A boner downer is a term which is used to express not only the frustration of being turned off, but also the actuality of losing a boner. A boner downer may occur when something someone says turns your boner or any potential boner limp instantly.
Guy 1: Man you should have been in the child development studies class yesterday! There was this smokin' hot babe in tight yoga pants and you could see right through them!

Guy 2: Shit I can't believe I missed that, I slept through my alarm.

Guy 1: Yeah she was so hot...but then the speaker started talking about teen pregnancy and it was a total boner downer!
by bobby_915 February 20, 2011
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boner creep

1) When someone creeps up on you/stalks you to get a boner.

2) When the boner creeps up for no apparent reason.
1) Fred saw Darcie’s perfect ass sway with each step. He was naked and aroused. Behind the bushes, he saw his boner. He started stroking it for immense pleasure. He let out a deep moan drawing attention to him. Darcie peered around the bush and saw naked Fred. “Boner creep!” she yelled. She kicked him in the balls.

2) Greg was in class and was looking at the algebra question with boredom. His penis started to get hard. He tried to relax it by letting it out of his fly. It kept extending. It rubbed against his desk. He took off his pants and boxers for more air. The head became covered with precum. The orgasm built up as Greg felt pleasure rubbing his cock on his desk. He jizzed all over his pants and boxers, becoming wet. He had to finished the class naked from the waist down.
by Well, shit. April 21, 2018
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