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bumper

farting on a girls tongue while she gives you a rim job.
when your girls gives you a rim job and you fart you have now given her a bumper.
by ur mommy December 18, 2006
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cadillac bumper bullets

Cadillac Bumper Bullets are most often mid-size breasts that are far too tightly reined in by a badly designed or poorly fit pushup bra, that has them squeezed into a shape very much like a rounded cone. Commonly found on cougars trying to fight gravity, but occasionally on a younger girl that wishes she were bigger across the bosom. It lends an almost comical appearance.
Exceptions to this are sometimes found in the case of a very young girl of around 17 or 18, who is getting very buxom very fast, and her breasts seem to reach straight out from the shoulder...these are more correctly called sweater bumpers, but when the girls breasts are extra-large the terms become interchangeable.
"heheh, check the Cadillac Bumper Bullets on the cougar in the leopard skin, betcha it took half an hour to get that thing on"

or

"that little redheaded chick Robin is some looker, isn't she? and what a pair of CBB's she's got"
by Spyder James August 17, 2006
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bumper duster

Doing that good cocaine off a strippers ass
It was the most wonderful time of the year when I was the bumper duster to 7 strippers in one night
by TheDangerZoneMT June 9, 2017
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chin bumper

The nuts that swing low when letting someone smoke your bologna. Usually on a warm day when the baby makers are hanging long.
John does not like fish. John would rather have an order of chin bumpers with a side of cock sauce.
by mark sil April 13, 2006
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monkey bumper

A woman who likes to lick/eat another womans vagina(pussy).
by DC Bighead November 25, 2007
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rim bumpers

swollen painful lumps around the anus, usually hemorrhoids that prohibit anal sex
man i wish her rim bumpers would heal up, i cant even touch the sides of her baby hole
by Doug W. February 11, 2008
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Bush Bumper

A term describing Lesbians who engage in sexual intercourse with the same sex
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