blueberry yum yum

weed that is crossed with a blueberry plant by Cell Spicing.

Damn this blueberry yum yum Taste so gooooood! Thank god for the nigga that put it in my hood!

by Jon Parella May 13, 2005

blubber bumper

1. A person who commits a sexual act with an overweight person.

2. A fat loving sicko

Dustin: Oh look at her! I'd tap that.

Mitch: Dude that chick is huge! You're such a blubber bumper!

by I_AM_THE_CLIT_COMMANDER June 3, 2007

blueberry boys

DC metro area slang for police.

"The party went downhill after the blueberry boys showed up."

by skootuh boi October 18, 2008

Blummer

The applicable term to describe colossal disappointment that can only resemble being very close to accruing a blumpkin just to have the slut back out at the last minute.

ME: did i tell you of this slut that i fuggin got a blow job from last night bro?
JV: what? no haha do tell
ME: so.. im at this party. this chicks totally eye fuckin me. im drinkin heaps of beer and the smothered burrito i ate isnt sittin so hot on my belly. she ends up grabbin my junk and tells me to meet her in the bathroom. niiiiiize. but when i get there she was pukin her slutty cheap vodka up. i just shut the door and took a shit upstairs. talk about a blummer.

by umbels September 19, 2010

Blumper

A way to say good-bye from chatrooms. May be confused as an invitation to do dirty sex act.

Amy: Bye everyone!
Tom: Blumper Amy!
Amy: Ok, when and where?
Tom: ...

by vj28.8 January 2, 2011

Blueberry

The sensual act of sucking and biting some cutie's neck to give them a hickey, then blowing a huge wet raspberry afterwards.

1. Zane: dude I was making out with Holly last night, I gave her a big ol' blueberry and she broke up with me!
Adam: damn that sucks, you deserved it tho

2. pbbbbft

by Beelover69 July 30, 2019

significant blubber

A large- sized or obese boyfriend, girl friend, spouse, or romantic partner

He showed up at the wedding reception with his significant blubber significant other obese partnern tow.

by Cosmicbloo August 29, 2017