Blueberry Beaner

A particularly round beaner in a blue shirt or blue hoodie. They’re most commonly found in Home Depot.

Justin’s dad hired Jose and he’s a blueberry beaner

by MethWizard November 22, 2023

Blueberry Beaner

A particularly round beaner in a blue shirt or hoodie.
They’re most commonly found in Home Depot.

Justin’s father hired Jose to mow his grass and he’s a blueberry beaner.

by MethWizard November 22, 2023

Blueberry Facial

When a man chokes a girl until her face turns purple and then cums on her face.

She likes it rough so she got a blueberry facial last night!

by italionostalliono May 23, 2024

blueberry shits

The specific diarrhea caused by eating too many blueberries. Often, this is a symptom of either an intolerance to blueberries, or an underlying condition such as IBS.

I ate a whole pint of blueberries earlier, now I've got the blueberry shits.

by Chronic Owwie December 31, 2024

Blueberry Pie

When you're fucking a girl in the pussy while she has a blue waffle, flip her over, and cream in her ass.

Can also involve having a cuck eat her ass out and suck all the fluids out, being the one to eat the blueberry pie.

"Hey man, what was going on with shalissa?"
"oh, I was making out with shalissa yesterday and ended up giving her a blueberry pie"

by pyssstorm May 15, 2025

Blueberry muffin

A really cute female cop in blues.

Like a whole gaggle of blueberry muffins.

by OWL76 June 11, 2025

Blueberry Cope

A type of cope (a mechanism, often a belief or rationalization, used to deal with an unpleasant or difficult truth) which is characterized by its exceptionally soft and blue-pilled nature.

Person A: I'm going to skip the gym today, girls like dad-bods anyways.

Person B: What a blueberry cope!

by Lil Tep July 19, 2025