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blopper

a peice of shit that plops when its made
wow u just made a blopper i heard it from 10 years away
by rfhdas December 28, 2005
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Blop

The insertion of just the testicles into a woman's vagina (or man's rectum) however you are inclined to repeated times. It offers no sexual pleasure whatsoever all you do it for is so you can say you've done it. After you've blopped a girl you may never want to look her in the eyes again
I blopped Jenny last night now I can't look her in the eyes because when I'm around her all I feel is shame.
by Sasquatch's Son March 23, 2010
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blipt

when u get mashed out ur face off weed
a stage past being stoned wen ur hed is spinin to fuk, stoned = just chilled out
by jonny8ball May 12, 2003
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A Bloated Pussy

Fat and scared.
by Mizz. Stacy February 2, 2009
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Bloater

a black person who signs up to vote (most likely after multiple years of not knowing how, where, or why to vote) when another black person is running as a candidate, and then votes for that black person of course without thinking.
You have never voted in your life, you're a damn bloater if you vote for obama.
by AlliAsharini March 12, 2008
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blooty

to "blooty" means to blow your nose. this word comes from the ancient scottish word "blootegh," meaning the same thing.
I need to blooty!
by Meredith May 10, 2004
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bloft

Noun
1. a formerly unfinished (or demolished) basement of a building, warehouse, factory, or home, made over into a stylish living space but which retains elements of the original space and purpose.

2. any converted or adapted below-grade space that has high enough ceilings and enough natural light that the resident artists or dancers, gallery curator or director and their patrons could possibly forget they're living working or sleeping underground.

3. an awesome and legal basement apartment featuring heated polished concrete floors, glass block walls, exposed rock foundation wall, sunken soaker tub.

Verb
1. To create a living space in the basement of one's home that is so expensive and luxurious that you want to go down and live in it yourself, but you can't afford it.

Origin:

2010; E compound formation basement + loft (n.), See loft
Mmm, I can't wait to show you my bloft!

When you're on holiday, can I please bloft-sit for you?

Hey Jen, isn't it time you had another bloft party?

Ashley, if you ever give up your fantastic bloft, can you please let me know first!

Before I moved into my bloft, I never imagined that such luxury could be found underground!
by delawareness February 20, 2010
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