The Blender

(noun)

The Blender is the most amazing group of people known to mankind. Each person in the group must go through initiation, pick a fruit, and go through extensive Blender training. Participating in Blender meetings and memorizing the many rules of the blender is mandatory. The Blender strives to make this world a better place, one fruit at a time. It will change you're life.

Dan: "Whoa! Those people look like the most *amaaazziiinng*, intelligent, hilarious people I've ever seen. They couldn't possibly be from this planet"

Brandon: "Yup, that's App and Naner from The Blender. I wish I could be in the Blender"

by Nappers October 8, 2011

the winter blend

served at commons dining hall on the campus of davidson college. containing any or all of the following: broccoli, cauliflower, and carrots. usually undercooked.

They've got the winter blend on both sides tonight. We're in trouble.

by varner March 23, 2005

Raging cunt blender

When you punch a girl in the cunt so hard she rages and screams louder than a blender.

The act of punching a girl in the cunt as hard as you can to successfully make her become a raging cunt blender.

by BeatingUpMidgets June 27, 2016

blendtape

Another word for mixtape.

Rap artists without a major deal often use blendtapes as a form of self promotion.

by Chuckaferd July 20, 2005

blending

adj. to change ones personality in able to further ones career, to brown nose, to suck up to management, to not use the word mofo in work emails. see also Blender

Brent kept his job in the restructure by blending better than Riz, Balk and Ange.

by Pastey January 29, 2003

Blend

To leave an area.
To run away.

This use of the word is common round my zones (area) in Leeds, England.

Yo, bull's here, blend!

What time are you blending?

by Millitant August 27, 2005

penis blender

The act of inserting 3 penii into an asian woman.

Me, Trey, and Ray Ray ran a penis blender on Suzi Suzuki.

by thejameshimself July 25, 2006