1. A comical, grotesque noise blurted out by someone performing fellatio who has justed gagged on a penis; caused by accidentally swallowing too much of a penis shaft in an attempt to deepthroat.
2. The comical noise released when someone performing fellatio gags on a penis.
2. The comical noise released when someone performing fellatio gags on a penis.
Jane: I tried to deepthroat Jimmy last night while i was blowing him but swallowed too much penis and gagged.
Sqhaniqua: Girl, thats a BLAP!!!!
Jimmy: Yo son, Jane blapped on my mans last night. I was kind of embarrassed for her.
Tom: Some girls just cant handle the deepthroat dawg!
Sqhaniqua: Girl, thats a BLAP!!!!
Jimmy: Yo son, Jane blapped on my mans last night. I was kind of embarrassed for her.
Tom: Some girls just cant handle the deepthroat dawg!
by Everybody Blap Your Mans! July 21, 2009
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A term of endearment towards hookers that one frequently visits.
This is because every one knows that after having continual sexual intercourse (for hours on end) a repetitive "gab, gab" of a wet sound is created. It is also well known that many men like to eat melted cheese while visiting hookers, so they pronounce hookers as "bashers" and their "dickster", namely their penis, as a "blabster." Scientists in nothern russia estimate that this phrase is used most commonly by homosexually-inclined eskimos.
This is because every one knows that after having continual sexual intercourse (for hours on end) a repetitive "gab, gab" of a wet sound is created. It is also well known that many men like to eat melted cheese while visiting hookers, so they pronounce hookers as "bashers" and their "dickster", namely their penis, as a "blabster." Scientists in nothern russia estimate that this phrase is used most commonly by homosexually-inclined eskimos.
by Thatguywiththeoutrageouslyandunessesarilylongname May 23, 2007
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2. That wasn't funny, that was more of a Blaise.
2. That wasn't funny, that was more of a Blaise.
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to sweep ones flat hand across a unsuspecting victim's face, palm to face, as if to close their eyes.
an attack used in schools, usually in provocation or in flirting.
an attack used in schools, usually in provocation or in flirting.
by David Wilkinson December 24, 2003
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