Burt's BJ

A blowjob shortly after the giver has applied Burt's Bees lip balm thereby creating a tingly/burning sensation on the receiver's genitals.

"Shit dude, my girlfriend accidently gave me a Burt's BJ last night, i had to shove my wang in the snow."

by jess vayloo December 30, 2007

El BJ

What every man has sought after since the beginning of time. The strongest movement in America of course taking ocurrence during the Lyndon B. Johnson era. El BJ is the ultimate unequalable supreme blowjob. Known by scientists as apocalyptic in nature, El BJ could possibly result in the end of the world by means of a large white explosion.

Even presidents sought after El BJ, Bill Clinton even tried for it in the Office

by Nykwil June 22, 2007

No TJ No BJ

Refers to the Call of Duty player Thomas Haly (TJHaly). Basically, this phrase doesnt have any real significance but its funny as fuck. I actually created this phrase on Zoomaa's "The Flank" podcast live stream lmao.

*TJHaly goes 12-0 on Moscow SnD*

Live chat: "No TJ no BJ"

by WiiZZarddd March 10, 2021

banana bj deepthroat

The act of measuring your own erect penis and shoving that amount of banana down your throat. Used to determine if you could give yourself a deepthroat bj.

Person 1: dude did you try the banana bj deepthroat?
Person 2: not yet.
Person 1: bruh, stop being so gay and do it already.

by sarcasticunion August 28, 2014

robot philly bj

any robot from, or made in philadelphia, that gives another male a bj, while charging a high price

As i walked the streets of philly, i was offered a robot philly bj, which costed a shit load, and the robot philly bj was gross but accepted it.

by madaboutlife May 27, 2008

breakfast BJ

When you wake up to a girl giving you head.

"I love it when Amber wakes me up in the morning with a breakfast BJ."

by Han4321 March 19, 2008

prison bj

A blowjob given after the recipient of the penis has had his or her front teeth punched out.

My gums still hurt from that prison bj I gave last week.

by Dylan J January 7, 2008