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beachlands

the single most ruthless place in the world
"lets go to beachlands"

"i heard they have a beachuth goat"
by kingbeachlands February 8, 2008
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Newport Beach

A city surrounded by Irvine, Laguna, Huntington, and Costa Mesa. Newport has some pretty amazing beaches, parks, restaurants, and shopping centers. The people are not always too nice, but they aren't too bad. Everyone who lives in Newport, including myself, hates tourists... they're annoying. The houses are super expensive, and a lot of the people who live here got their money similarly to how Mitt Romney got his. Daddy gave it to him. Some people, though, worked really hard to live here... so we aren't all snobby assholes. All in all, Newport is a pretty cool city.
Newport Beach Citizen 1: "Daddy bought me a $10 million house!"
Newport Beach Citizen 2: "I worked my f*cking ass off to get a house here!"
by UDboy October 28, 2015
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Pompano Beach

When I come in from any other planet I first land in Pompano Beach, Florida.
by Mark Anderson, Mayor August 18, 2006
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ocean beach, san diego

A small but fierce town in San Diego, California. Respect the locals (especially in the water), clean up after yourself and your pets, don't feed our bums or trolls, tip our waiters and waitresses, and keep in mind that you a guest in OUR house so be courteous and kind. Other than that just enjoy yourself.
by anto1511 October 15, 2010
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Beach Drunk

Such bliss while at the beach that one loses track of time, even the days of the week. Not to be confused with drunk. Beach drunk is pure happiness, not alcohol-induced confusion.
"She didn't realize that the mini-vacation at the shore had left her pleasantly beach drunk until she turned on the television expecting to watch her weekday shows and discovered that it was Saturday."
by BenKatTalks January 11, 2015
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Beach House

Easily the most underrated dream pop band of the 21st century. Victoria Legrand and Alex Scally are lyrical geniuses that have managed to stay under the radar for many years, creating an especially tight and niche fanbase. Beach house is an addiction for the soul and is also treated as a form of therapy for many individuals.
"what's ur favorite band?"
"Beach house.""
"hm. what's that?""
by mbvbitch July 3, 2021
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Rings Beach

A beach located south of Matarangi, on the Coromandel Peninsula, North Island, New Zealand. Home of the mythical burning sands. It was once said that anal sex was practiced amongst the dunes - but was recently discredited after Mr Hans informed concerned partys that it was not very nice having anal sex in sand dunes. Ask him how he knows.
Fuck me, I have sand up my arse!
by Mike October 19, 2004
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