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beat nap 

A highly satisfying and rejuvenating rest period that is preceded by a strenuous bout of masturbation. This act is typically performed by males on the day following a long night of heavy drinking, as it has been known to cure hangovers. See also, "jack n' nap".

Directions: For best results, use at the first sign of hangover. Repeat every 3 hours or until symptoms of hangover have subsided. To avoid potentially serious chafing, do not exceed 5 beat naps in a 24 hour period. Before taking a beat nap, consult your doctor to ensure that you are healthy enough for sexual activity.
Dude, I was so hungover today. I had to take 3 beat naps before I started to feel better.
beat nap by Creation's Hammer December 15, 2009
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beat-down 

A good, old-fashioned ass kickin',
Baby Rah passed out fifteen seconds into his "beat-down." When he awoke, his 250-lb. mother filled his view.
beat-down by William Dean A. Garner September 17, 2003
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Beat it like a rented mule 

To beat someone, as you would a mule that did not belong to you. Without hesitancey.
Bitch, I'm gonna beat you like a rented Mule.
Beat it like a rented mule by Philip September 12, 2003

Beat the Star 

Euphemism for Anal Sex taken from a Charlie Brooker comment regarding the UK TV gameshow of the same name.
Hmmm, no I have no idea what "base" (as you put it) I got to. Suffice it to say I "beat the star".
Beat the Star by Alternatec October 27, 2009

beat that pussy 

To fuck the living shit out of her and her pussy might hurt after
" damn tommy really must have beat that pussy good because I ain't never seen you look like this"

beat the meat 

Kregg beat the beat while Julie watched and pleasured herself.
beat the meat by Bubbleyum Duck February 26, 2004

beat up from the street up 

That stripper was beat up from the street up!