2 bears one cave

2 hairy men indulging in sexual intercourse in a dark damp cold environment

Wanna come play 2 bears one cave with me I always win.

by The Mottanator 400 December 1, 2023

2 bears 1 cave

2 hairy men Indulging in sexual intercourse while in a dark damp cold environment

Wanna come play 2 bears 1 cave? I always come out on top

by The Mottanator 400 December 4, 2023

Three bears body

Not to big, not to small, just right

Damn baby girl you have a three bears body

by MattHadder June 3, 2024

Coffee Bears

When one roommate wishes to get coffee, 'Coffee Bears' is texted in the house groupchat, so others may join them on their journey.

Roommate A: "Coffee Bears"
Roommate B: "Coming!"

by Shark F. Kennedy June 21, 2024

Flagging bears

When an individual tells dramatically over the top and blatantly false lies, particularly where they are the hero or righteous protagonist, in an attempt to impress strangers.

Usage:

Person A: Man, did Joe tell you about the robbery he stopped at the liquor store last night?

Person B: oh pal, he's just flagging bears. You can't believe a word that guys says.

by mango🥭 jesus December 10, 2024

The Bears are Looking at the Eclipse

This is a reference to the common "bear-eclipse" phenomena meme, where bears are found looking at eclipses and roaring. It's a non sequitur absurd joke. The original story involves three cubs and a mama bear. The mama bear roars, and then the cubs ask "Why are you roaring, mama?" Mama bear says... "because... because there's AN ECLIPSE!!!!!"

Guy 1: "How does a bear cut its hair?"
Guy 2: "Uhh... idk how?"
Guy 1: "E CLIPS IT!!!"

Guy 1: "Bro, I just had a great idea..."
Guy 2: "What's up?"
Guy 1: "What if... the BEARS ARE LOOKING AT THE ECLIPSE!!!!!"

by rizz0ThBear February 15, 2025

gummy bears are chasing me

Abcdefg gummy bears are chasing mee

Bruhhh
gummy bears are chasing me
IDC ITS THREE AM

by anonymous March 5, 2025