Hurdy ass beeter

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by Hurdy ass better September 29, 2020

Bleet

To Blog and Tweet about something at the same time.

Yo, I'm getting ready to Bleet about my new art project, even though nobody reads my blog and I have like three followers on Twitter.

by DJ Sauna December 21, 2009

ass beetle

A beetle of dung. Infests regularly. No cure. Falls out of your ass at its own accord. Believed to be caused by 3 day old sushi.

"Excuse me, Miss, your ass beetle is hanging out."

by Metatron Agent of God September 26, 2003

Beetus Zebra

1.Something bad that always is looming over you, like it or not (Can be anything, not only the beetus.) , A sinking bad feeling, a pessimist.

1:Wow I know i am going to fail this test!
2: Don't let that Beetus Zebra get at you!

Or

1: Wow (Name) is a real Beetus Zebra!

by BeetusMaster July 24, 2011

bag beetle

Pubic lice, little critters that dwell in the hair on your naughty parts. They can be spread through sexual intercourse, but you can also get them from toliet seats, bed sheets, or someone else's underwear. More commonly known as crabs.

Jimmy's been scratching at his pants all night. Five bucks says Joan gave him the bag beetles.

by Snow Globe October 2, 2006

that's beet

to express the idea of ridiculousness or stupidity in another's ideas or actions.

damn man, this shit is beet.

by Cracka'fo'sho' May 13, 2005

Beet Off

To throw multiple beets at a house.

He just beet off my house!

by Cindy Chicken Nugget March 3, 2009