Bollock baiting

An alternative to prick teasing.

She was bollock baiting me all night. I was dying to Cheam all over her love raisins.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

Basting Her Turkey in a Dutch Oven

When you're really looking forward to some anal action, but realize that you're all out of water based lubricant. Out of necessity you turn to melted butter and generously baste your penis in preparation for sweet ass lovin'.

M: Did you get some back door action last night broseph?
S: Yeah but I was all out of Astroglide so I ended up basting her turkey in a dutch oven! She was so aroused by the sweet smell of butter and ass juice that she sucked me dry afterward.
M: *fist bump*

by moosir2u September 22, 2011

Basting the turkey

The art of jerking off, your hand is the turkey like when you used it to draw them in kindergarten, your jizz is the the baste.

Man I didn't finish my homework because I was basting the turkey, I gotta quit making sexcuses.

by Axell Spy February 20, 2011

Resident-Baiting

The act of presenting spurious information on social media platforms with the specific intent of gaining adverse and/or aggressive reactions for the amusement of the posting party and others wise to the motivation of the post. Resident-Baiting is so known due to its origins on the 25,000 member Ibiza Winter Residents Facebook group. Due to the particular susceptibility of those who find such subjects untenable, bait is often in the form of an abuse of animal welfare or disregard for ecological protection.

He is obviously resident-baiting, I can't believe they are all falling for it.

by Gibbsyns3 October 17, 2016

basting

The act of covering your hand in human sweat and rubing it over someone

by lee & Marc May 17, 2003

mastur-baiting

The act of masturbating publicly in attempts to attract a partner of the opposite sex.

John- " Damn, i was mastur-baiting all night at the club and ot one girl even talked to me!"
Bill- " last time i mastur-baited I did it to much and had to go home to change my pants"

by thatsneakysnyda5 July 1, 2011

finger basting

to throw a finger in a nice wet pussy o asshole,you can use more than one fingeror the whole handa topic .

josh tabaka fier blasted his ass as he saw the manager medoly on the frontend.he blasted so hard he tore his asshol from his taint.

by yetti March 26, 2003