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Batee

Batees are actually gorillas camouflaged as humans. They are totally mixed in the human society today and are hard to differentiate by their physical appearance. They are total westaboos and always talk about western countries (mostly America), even if they live in a country farthest away from America. They don't even know how speak their own language and make total clowns of themselves among their friends and the society. In fact they are the people (actually gorillas) who support Trump and voted him!
"Hey that guy has all the characteristics of Batees I read in the urban dictionary. Now I'm pretty sure that he is a Batee!"
by Potatovour February 1, 2017
mugGet the Bateemug.

Bates

A sketchy individual who Flood’s your phone with filthy messages that are meant to be somewhat cryptic in hopes that you’ll give chase.
Mike, this dude is totally Bates’ing me right now, just sent me 10 messages in a row. I can tell all is not as it seems so not gonna dignify with a response.
by JAROLL June 22, 2020
mugGet the Batesmug.

Bate and switch

When an escort posts enticing hot pics online of someone else to pull in punters in the hope that they either will have forgotten by the time they turn up for the session with her or will be so desperate to get it on that they won't mind.
The girl looked very different from the pics. Not sure if they'd been taken a few years' ago before she put on weight, if they'd been heavily photoshopped or if it was.a bate and switch job.
by Alexander 500 December 26, 2020
mugGet the Bate and switchmug.

Beach-bate

To masturbate while at the beach, preferably under a towel or blanket.
Joe: Looks like that guy is masturbatting?
Me:Beach-bate. He is beach-batting
by 0lorin January 14, 2019
mugGet the Beach-batemug.

Bate

Irish slang for tired (or shattered)
I'm sorry I'm bate!

Too bate for that shit now to be honest
by Hoegan October 27, 2020
mugGet the Batemug.

Pizza-bate

When you order a takeaway and believe you have enough time to masterbate and it arrives prematurely.
What are you doing tonight? Think I'm gonna stay in and pizza-bate
by Ginger seb October 27, 2017
mugGet the Pizza-batemug.

Instance-Bate

In World of Warcraft, running through an enemy-free instance from beginning to end while masturbating and reaching an orgasm before getting to the end
Taunter: How long did it take to get through Wailing Caverns?
Orc: Longer than an Instance-Bate
by MeatMonster246 December 6, 2010
mugGet the Instance-Batemug.

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