When you have the urge to urinate while driving, and you have a condom handy. You urinate in the condom, tie it off, and throw it out the window.
Yo man, I gotta piss. I dont wanna pull over at MLK. I'm gonna use my last rubber for an R. Kelly water balloon.
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The lead singer/bassist of the band We Suck.
"She" is a cross-dresser and is constantly mistaken as a guy.
She is one of those people that doesn't care what others think about her.
She was born in 1992, but insists that she's 12 and she hasn't reached pubrty yet.
Has all of her body hair removed except for arms, because she thinks it makes her look tough though she wants to look weak, but she's actually really strong!
Has a big tattoo of something unknown on her right forearm.
She is inspired by the band Mindless Self Indulgence and Bloodhound Gang.
She also played drums in one of her friend's band.
"She" is a cross-dresser and is constantly mistaken as a guy.
She is one of those people that doesn't care what others think about her.
She was born in 1992, but insists that she's 12 and she hasn't reached pubrty yet.
Has all of her body hair removed except for arms, because she thinks it makes her look tough though she wants to look weak, but she's actually really strong!
Has a big tattoo of something unknown on her right forearm.
She is inspired by the band Mindless Self Indulgence and Bloodhound Gang.
She also played drums in one of her friend's band.
"When I say WE, you say SUCK!
We... SUCK!
We... SUCK!
...dick!"
-Baillie Bent "I'm sorry, but I copied that from a Mindless Self Indulgence song."
GET BENT!
We... SUCK!
We... SUCK!
...dick!"
-Baillie Bent "I'm sorry, but I copied that from a Mindless Self Indulgence song."
GET BENT!
by Got Bent? April 27, 2007
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Get the Balloon Ride mug.A cartoon balloon is a wildly expanding erection that occurs while watching cartoons featuring hot chicks.
Just watched Tangled, and the princess aired up my cartoon balloon!
Six is hot, but Blondie stretches my cartoon balloon to the max! It looks like a weenie dog with no legs!
Is it wrong to whale on a cartoon balloon in the theater? No way!
Synonyms include boner,chubby,hardon,woody,erection
Antonyms are limp,noodle,flaccid,weak,soft,dead
Six is hot, but Blondie stretches my cartoon balloon to the max! It looks like a weenie dog with no legs!
Is it wrong to whale on a cartoon balloon in the theater? No way!
Synonyms include boner,chubby,hardon,woody,erection
Antonyms are limp,noodle,flaccid,weak,soft,dead
by Christopher Sneaking Bear July 11, 2011
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Get the muddy water balloon mug.A burlesque performance involving a dancer garbed in an outfit comprised of balloons. As the dance proceeds, audience members are invited to pop the balloons, eventually revealing the dancer's nudity
by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009
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