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Intellectual Badass

Someone who is so smart i.e. a nerd, that they could single handedly save all dumb peple from a chat life.

Because let's face it, Where would the world be without nerds? Nowhere, that's where. Without nerds, we'd still be lighting our rooms with candles, having leeches stuck to us to cure disease, and taking dumps out of our windows. Sure, we may be unfit for female consumption(and vice versa), we may spend hours arguing if Star Wars is better than Star Trek, and we may have the social skills of a chimpanzee, but it's high time that nerds were recognized as the true intellectual badasses they are!
Nerd : I have an IQ of 145

Jock : You are an Intellectual Badass!!!!
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Intellectual Badass

The proper term for a 'nerd'; someone with a high IQ and a broad vocabulary; nowadays commonly accompanied by a kickass body plus a pair of glasses.
Tommy: "Hey, have you seen Vea today?"
Etic: "That intellectual badass is around here someplace."
Intellectual Badass by Xenon-Vixen December 16, 2010

bonafide badass 

one who is so badass that everyone wants to be that person.
Tyler Brooks is a bonafide badass.
bonafide badass by the wisest September 4, 2009

Internet Badass

A person that takes a problem that they have with a person or group of people onto the internet(facebook). This problem they may have with the person or group of people could have begun in person or they could just start the problem on the internet. An "Internet Badass" will say very little if anything at all in person to the person or group of people that they have the problem with. They dont feel comfortable saying anything unless its on the internet(facebook). "Internet Badass" also covers people that deal with there problems with a person or group of people through texts and phone calls. Most of society would refer to these people as "Bitches" and that they certainly are.
Internet Badass by D mufuckin J August 24, 2011

Mega Badass 

A level above badass. You become too badass to be called badass anymore.
Nelson isn't badass anymore. He's gone a level above badass. He's Mega Badass
Mega Badass by asdfgghjk December 25, 2008

sexy badass motherfucker 

"If you look up "sexy badass motherfucker" in the dictionary, it shows a picture of Alex Baumann's face."

Billy badass 

A person of the male persuasion who considers themselves to be peticularly hard or who thinks they are a thug. In most cases those fitting this definition are merely insecure about the less than spectacular size of their wang.
Calm down Billy badass. Do you think your Billy badass?
Billy badass by Jario Florez June 11, 2006