blind jerk

the act of tickling your pickle (masturbating) with your own eyes shut, oblivious to whatever's goin on around you.

Stephen - "Hey...I caught Ben doin the blind jerk the other day when i walked into the room"

Colby & Kyle - "Oh Shit...Really?!?"

Stephen - "Yea...It was the worst moment of my life!"

by K Charb December 29, 2007

Blind woman

It's when you shoot your load all over a chic's eyes then knock her out with a upper-cut to the jaw. Upon awakening, she can't see 'cause her eyes are glued shut.

Yo, this ho was trippin so I blew it her eyes and gave her a blind woman, bitch better recognize!

by crazyboybg March 18, 2011

Blind touch

Typing without looking at the keys.

"His new secretary has the blind touch & she's fast about it too."

by Allaiyah June 24, 2004

blind eye

The eye with no optical function. Namely the sphincter

Today I saw a plumbers blind eye, and he winked at me.

by Jeuhrn August 3, 2006

Blind Vagina

Intoxicated, drugged or under the influence of mind altering substances causing females to have sexual intercourse and/or relations with below average male or females.

Drinking too much alcohol caused her to have a blind vagina, resulting in a below average shag for the night.

by Cherry_Chick April 17, 2010

Blind Brook High School

Unoriginality

by Anonymous October 2, 2003

blind panda

When in the act of consumation, one removes his member moments prior to climax and distributes his load equally into each of the womans eyes, then punches both eyes in quick succession pushes her on the floor and runs away

"she told me she loved me, so i gave her a blind panda and left town"

by elbmirb April 15, 2008