(verbs) Anything that would be considered average by the people at My Life is Average. Typically things involving dinosaurs, ninjas, crayons, or zombies, or things along those lines.
I had a Disney coloring book, and I colored it all in. Then I ate some dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets. It was a pretty average-tastic afternoon.
by Turtles are awesome November 5, 2010
Get the Average-tastic mug.N. Average of points for people you slept with in the past. Standard of measurement conventionally based on level of success attained by ex-lover or level of widespread social status, i.e. fame. Also known by abbreviation FPA.
My fuck point average jumped way up when my ex-lover was named Poet Laureate. Most of my exes barely graduated college.
When Stephanie became Lady Gaga, she did wonders for my FPA!
When Stephanie became Lady Gaga, she did wonders for my FPA!
by Ma Cherie (@CherieDAmour) October 14, 2010
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The type of build usually chosen on dating sites by mildly heavy women with beer bellies and thick legs who are being "charitable" with respect to rating their own appearance.
"Dude, I met someone on Match last night. Love handles and a ponch - she listed herself as "body type average." Next time, I have to demand more photos beforehand!"
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by nodelete April 17, 2003
Get the Advertainment mug.Josh: Hey dude, wanna hang out with my cousin?
Dave: Your cousin's The Average Stupid American, no offense.
Josh: Yeah, that's fair. I don't wanna hear about hOw vAcCIneS cAuSe aUTiSm.
Josh: Let's just hang out with Chad.
Dave: Sure, he accepts other races. Doesn't oppose modern medicine, and doesn't think that America is the only country that matters.
Dave
Dave: Your cousin's The Average Stupid American, no offense.
Josh: Yeah, that's fair. I don't wanna hear about hOw vAcCIneS cAuSe aUTiSm.
Josh: Let's just hang out with Chad.
Dave: Sure, he accepts other races. Doesn't oppose modern medicine, and doesn't think that America is the only country that matters.
Dave
by myhornygayass May 3, 2021
Get the The Average Stupid American mug.Weighted Average Sexual Age (WASA):
The weighted average age of a person's sexual partners.
Calculated as the sum of (Age of partner x Number of sexual intercourses with partner) for all sexual partners.
It is expected that a cool adult male's WASA be less than his age.
An adult female's WASA should be 5-10% higher than her age.
The weighted average age of a person's sexual partners.
Calculated as the sum of (Age of partner x Number of sexual intercourses with partner) for all sexual partners.
It is expected that a cool adult male's WASA be less than his age.
An adult female's WASA should be 5-10% higher than her age.
by JA1985 October 27, 2010
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