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im gay as shit 

someone who is way to gay to live in a normal word.
"omg bro im gay as shit, let me go home"
im gay as shit by Tododeku? May 26, 2020
Alcohol Sadness Syndrome is a condition where the effects of heavy alcohol consumption causes sadness and depression the following day.
I feel like A.S.S. today because of all the alcohol I consumed last night.
A.S.S. by Amanda Alonso October 16, 2006

As Seen On Tv 

Translated: Junk to clutter your living space such as mops, pet hair removers, brooms, plastic exercise equipment and ugly bras. This crap is targeted to the old folks, the unemployed, and women who call in sick to work market, who watch television in the mid morning and after 2am.
Huge font advertising on boxes of clearance items in Walmart "As Seen On TV"!
As Seen On Tv by KImCobain July 30, 2017

L.A.S.S. 

Laughing at Serious Situations

it’s a made up disorder so people can laugh at serious things with out feeling bad.
“Donald got hit by a car
Me: *te hehe* “I’m so sorry I have L.A.S.S. ”

“What’s that?”
Me: “I laugh at serious situations”
L.A.S.S. by iceyykilliah April 8, 2019

dumb as shit 

To be as dumb as crap; dumb as poo. (Latin; derived from fatuus shituus)
Dude, your granda is as dumb as shit
dumb as shit by matt dogg October 12, 2003
An acronym for Awkward Social Situation.
"I just sneezed in front of a whole bunch of people, and I sprayed snot everywhere!"

"Now thats an A.S.S."
A.S.S by DJ Silly Hat December 3, 2007