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Small Dick Appreciation Day

April 18th

Established in 2022, going forward we as a society will recognize below average penises (or dicks/cocks/etc.) and appreciate and shine light on them on this day.
by RealLifeDawg56 April 18, 2022
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A day where we appreciate Kaylen Flores for being Kaylen
Oh my god do you remember what today is?”
november 2nd?”
“No. its National Kaylen Appreciation Day.”
by mitski lover November 2, 2021
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Appreciate That Big Booty Day is abt appreciating that luxurious booty don't be shy run up and grab or smack that big booty
Person 1: dam thas a big ass

Person 2: today is Appreciate That Big Booty Day run over there and smack or grab it to show your appreciation
by Booty grabber 21 October 9, 2021
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On October 26th Do anything your boyfriend asks or says at any point of the day without no complaint or say
Boyfriend:It’s national boyfriend appreciation day you know that?
Girlfriend:Yes what would you like me to do?
Boyfriend:come give me a back rub.
Girlfriend:Yes baby absolutely
by Yunsavvvvv12 October 25, 2019
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Smart Girl Appreciation day

March 19th-It’s Appreciation Day For Smart Girls. They don’t need a booty because their brains are more valuable. Whether they’re in a relationship or not doesn’t effect their grind. They got plans for college, not being someone’s baby momma or side chick. They’re not any type of fast girl or Primadonnas. They don’t gotta sneak or lie and they certainly don’t settle for less than what they deserve. They’re the first girls you go to cheat off of on a test! (Guess what bitch? WE NOTICED). They’re really down to earth and sweet girls once you get to know them. SO APPRECIATE US YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!
Kody: I got some gifts for you

Jane: why? It’s not even my birthday
Kody: It’s March 19th.

Jane: that’s right! Smart Girl Appreciation day!
by Greenpaperbag November 1, 2019
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Discord Mod Appreciation Day is June 11th, where all users in a Discord server take the day to appreciate all of the moderators that help your servers run smoothly. Without them, Discord servers would be lawless places.
Person: "wait today is discord mod appreciation day???? well uh thanks to all the mods"
Discord Mod: "Aww, thanks!"
by NamiiDodo May 16, 2021
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I appreciate your candor

I quick polite and condescending phrase that implies that the user knows what is being implied and in fact does not care for the implication.

Also known as "I don't give a fuck what you think, but thanks"
Woman: Honey, you can really drink a lot. You should be proud.

Man: I appreciate your candor. Now blow me.
by CaptAhab June 6, 2013
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