Alondra

Usually the type of girl to talk a lot of shit about her friends, usually has a donkey laugh and is annoying to mostly everyone around her. The only way for this girl to get a boyfriend is to get one that is older than her and is extremely desperate for some pussy. She's hardly any fun. Always has a bad attitude. She has thin legs and hardly has any booty .

Guy1: what is that sound ? Is there a donkey here?

Guy2: nah bro that's just Alondra.

by Thatnicechickfromthatoneclass December 30, 2016

Alondra

Dumb ass bitch always shorter than 5 foot
Always talks trash but never fights

Her . your a dumb bitch
Person. Whats up wanna fight do something

Her. No I'm just joking
Person . stop before I beat your ass alondra

by Hagdheeh June 4, 2018

alodie

a person who has an overgroan furburger in which she has lost a franger.

hey look! a mammoth! oh wait.. its just alodie.

by phoebeisafurburger May 19, 2007

Easy Steps to Avoid Pro-Lifers

1. No sex at all
2. Safe sex- condoms, birth control, the shot, etc.
3. Give the baby up for adoption when you have it.

by Soltar October 21, 2003

Alondra

She is the most annoying girl ever! she will always try to prove her self right no mater if she is wrong. she will always hold a grudge, ALWAYS! she loves to explore she likes to try new things and she loves animals even reptiles.

Mom:ALONDRA! Get your ass down here!
Alondra:WAIT IM BUSY !
mom:WHAT DID YOU SAY!?

by Sassypants February 12, 2018

Aloidia

the state and or act of not giving a fuck what people think about you or what you do

i have reached aloidia

by ACNEGOD'S PSEUDONYMS January 3, 2020

Alondra

Creepy gay, stalks girls on tik tok, and is very violent

Ew look it’s a rabid Alondra

That means she’s gay right?

by BUBBIGUPPI101 November 9, 2021