alert

to get attention or to just say

"alert whats going to occur?- see occur for further reffrence

by [CSP]TRIPZ July 29, 2006

nerd alert

What people say when you get the perfect attendance reward at school.

Teacher/Principal/whatever: Congratulations! You had perfect attendance!
Student: *cough*nerd alert*cough*

by chyo name January 4, 2009

Alberta

The Texas of Canada. Filled with rednecks, oil-tycoons, and socially backward conservatives.

I want to take the bus to British Columbia but unfortunately we have to go through Alberta to get there.

Alberta is ruining Canada.

Hide your dope well, we're entering Alberta.

by CurvedMirror December 9, 2008

nerd alert

Somthing called by retards when their intelectual superiors walk past. Usually because they are either jealous or intimadated by the "nerds" inteligence.

"nerd alert !"

by Little-John September 17, 2006

hater alert

an expression to expose hate of any kind.

I posted a Hater Alert on Myspace because people were hating me for the way that I was born.

by Paul Carnes October 9, 2007

Grande Prairie, Alberta

I redneck, blue collar, hard nosed conservative city located in Northern Alberta, Canada. It has a population of approximately 50000 and is the service center for approximately 250000, making it seem larger than it really is at times. On the plus side, there are more millionaires per capita than any other city in Canada. However, this will inevitably be passed by Fort McMurray and both of these cities only have the amount of wealth that they do because of oil. Most people who live in Grande Prairie are too pig ignorant to comprehend that.

The average citizen is selfish, greedy, fat, sleazy, in other words, the personification of every thing that's wrong in western civilization. Once the oil wealth runs out, most of the people in Grande Prairie will resort to their booze and do fuck all with their lives.

Useful things, such as education, are not valued in this sleazy "metropolis. The only classy bar is Maddhatters, the others are complete and utter shit. Most of the teenagers have at least one STI, which is a result of fucking and/or sucking anything they find remotely attractive.

Most of the people who reside here generally only do so for the money. Most of the ones who win the lottery/retire get the fuck out of there. Another classy, wonderful thing about this city is that there is an enormous undercurrent of acceptability for those who drink and drive.

A truly selfish, greedy, miserable place.

Guy 1: There is nothing to do in Grande Prairie Alberta accept buy a big jacked up truck, do drugs, and whore my life away.
Guy 2: Yeah, this city is sure a shit stain on humanity if you ask me!

Hill Billy 1: Fuck yeah, I got my dick sucked in a port a potty at a party. I work in the oil patch and make $100K+ per year. I have more STIs than the alphabet has letters. Woo hoo! Only in Grande Prairie, Alberta baby!
Hill Billy 2: Dude, you are a fucking alpha male/god! Only in Grande Prairie, Alberta could I possibly accomplish this!

by Honest Morpheus February 4, 2014

jerk alert

Something you can say whenever someone you disapprove of walks in the room. So basically it will be said often and repeatedly. Can also be used for someone that you see on T.V., or in a magazine etc...

Whenever George 'dubaya' Bush is on T.V. I say Jerk Alert and everyone laughs.

by kitty April 8, 2005