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The Second Day After Never

Beyond never. It will not only never happen, but I would bet against it happening until all time ends, plus two days. (and what is a "day" after time stops?)
Q: Do you think the pope will become a muslim or a jew?

A: Sure, He'll become a Jew or a Muslim the second day after never.
by RacistAsshole November 17, 2011
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show your bra after mardi gras

The day after Mardi Gras instead of showing your boobs you show your bra.
Hey! What’s your bra color? Show your bra after Mardi Gras!
by Sarah Olson February 14, 2018
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Afterlife

How you define afterlife usually depends on your religion; now that's not my area of expertise, but I do believe that there IS an afterlife. Because people can't ultimately die; subconsciously we pass on our traits: our laughter, our thoughts, our values, our beliefs, etc.
These are parts of who we are, parts that we can't take to the grave and won't rot away with our body. Plus, I don't think people can stand the fact of saying the big 'Good-bye'. So afterlife is a way of thinking positive, even if there never is real proof. Belief is a strong emotion; it can do miracles.
Where do you think you'll end up after this sh*tty life?
What kind of afterlife will we be in?
by causeidontsayfck February 8, 2009
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Afterlife

A song by American hard rock band Avenged Sevenfold. The song is the fourth on their self-titled album and features a string orchestra. It was written by the band's drummer, The Rev. The song is about a man who dies early and finds himself in heaven. Upon entering, he realizes that he has too many things to do on Earth, and to go back and make it right he has to escape from the afterlife.
I don't belong here, we gotta move on dear. Escape from this Afterlife.
by Risown April 19, 2009
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AfterShit

The feeling of Taking a shit when just finished taking a shit.
Dude #1: Walks out of the bathroom

(Phroom, Dude # 2 rushes to the bathroom and locks himself up)

Dude #2: Aftershit!

Dude#1: Oh, okay.
I understand
by Theunknown man March 3, 2009
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Tuesday Afternoon

Drinking a crushed adderall pill mixed with red bull, and using one hand to masturbate while you doing a line of coke off of your free hand.
"Man, my grandpa's funeral was so boring! I had to sneak into the bathroom and do a Tuesday Afternoon to get through the second half!"
by sweetdupont April 4, 2010
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Get after it

(v.) 1. To exert a great deal of effort in pursuance of some worthy goal 2. To perform coitus in a manner satisfactory to both (or all) parties involved
"Get after it dude!"

"Sorry man, I can't go to the hookah bar tonight, I've got to get after it with my girlfriend."
by Dareh Meyod August 12, 2009
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