yawa

Somebody on an instant messaging program who always puts their status as "Away" so that they can choose who they want to talk to and ignore everybody else.

Tony: Hey, friend, I think it's about time I talked to you about important and relevant subjects for an extended period of time!

Yawa: I'm away from my computer right now even though I'm totally really here, just ignoring you.

Tony: *blocked*

by meevsdagr8er April 26, 2008

Pelicans Yawn

An extremely large vagina.

Her cunt is wider than a pelicans yawn, it was like shagging a wizards sleeve.

by Dlcfc October 30, 2010

yawgon

another word for yes.

"hey amy do u fancy goin to the pub later?"
"errrrm yawgon lol"

by xxloveuxxx April 12, 2007

Yawon

To be hit in such a way so as to result in ones perspective being flipped.

Dude, you would not believe how hard Ed hit me. It was like everything was backwards!

Was it really that bad?

It was a complete yawon man.

by D'Arnot February 5, 2010

Yawn Spam

The Act of Posting, Sending, or writing the word yawn repeatedly on a thread or comment to annoy someone with the result of them yawning from reading it.

Yawn Spam
Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn

by AliesterKrowley June 14, 2010

yawnjustice

Biting down hard on the outstretched finger of a yawn rapist in the middle of their crime.

Yawnjustice mate.

by lydiapond July 30, 2010

yawning the worm

Blowjob.

Marcie: Where did you and Jim go when you left the club last night?
Lisa: Oh, you know. He had me so hot I couldn't stop yawning the worm in his car.

by MortimerSnerd August 19, 2010