Willy Wonkas Swollen Eye

The asshole itself when it puffs out after taking an extremely large dump.

I had a real Willy Wonkas Swollen Eye after I dropped that load off in the toilet.

by Cologino September 11, 2009

Willy Wonka in the Chocolate Factory

Anal sex

I'm gonna put little Willy Wonka in the Chocolate Factory!

by William Rentes September 11, 2018

Willy Wonkaing

The sexual act of shoving a whole chocolate bar up someones coochie and/or ass

Jim: Hey Dave, why'd you leave the party so early last night?

Dave: I went with this girl I met and did some Willy Wonkaing to her.

Jim: ...Shit. You're a sick fuck. Don't talk to me again.

by Spookie Clowncake May 8, 2019

The Willy Wonka

When you stick your finger in her ass then shove it into her ear. Sort of like a wet willy but chocolate style.

I crept up quietly and caught her by surprise. She thought it was a wet willy but indeed it was the willy wonka and she liked it. She then looked at me with a shit eating grin. "pun intended"

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by Briano R February 21, 2017

Willy Wonka

When a girl you are in a 69 with has explosive diarrhea and turns loose on your face making you look like a boy eating a Willy Wonka bar on a hot summers day.

While I was in a loving 69 embrace with my gal, she surprised me with a Willy Wonka.

by Thom Jones July 9, 2012

wokkas

Don't worry about it.

Also referred to as 'wokkas evs'

Guy 1: 'Hey man i can't make it to the movies tonight.'
Guy 2:'Mmk, wokkas.'

by John Tine June 29, 2009

Wonka

A codeword used to talk about Marijuana. Not too commonly used. derived from the children's book "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory."
Weed and Wonka have the same first letter, making it easier of a word to decipher. Used most often around authority figures, to drive away suspicion.

1. "Want some wonka bars?"

2. "Oh man, those wonka bars were good last night"

by MissingNo11 January 7, 2011