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whale watching

The act of putting both your hands over your eyes in a circular figure, posing as binoculars, and searching for fat people (the whales).
Dude, let's go whale watching at school tomorrow!
by Tubby Fat Guy September 16, 2009
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witching hour

A period of relative calm, during which a person or people undergo a significant mood change, usually for the worse. The witching hour is NOT a time of violence, it is the calm that precedes the storm.
When my parents called on the phone to ask where I was they sounded really calm and friendly. But as I drove home I knew that soon the precious time of witching hour would pass.

After her boyfriend, left Caroline sat down and brooded over his insensitive remarks. Little did Mike knew as he drove away that the witching hour hung over him.
by ByronGman November 6, 2008
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wichinga

literarlly; a vagina

a demeaning term, usually to put someone down for being a wuss. As in being a vagina.
Joe, quit being such a wichinga. Its just a damn spider.
by Mike hunt March 7, 2004
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watching the wire

1) the act of viewing the suberb hbo show the wire

2) a euphemism for self pleasure without wanting to say the words "masturbating like peter on the dole".
Lorcan: well i'm going on a big session of watching the wire so let me know if it needs to be disturbed
*fap fap fap*
by Elburno March 2, 2008
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The Witching Hours

The time in the day from when you're trying to cook dinner until the children go to bed.... where they are complete arseholes and need your constant attention for fuck all...
(On The Phone)

Husband: Hey babe, you ok?
Frustrated Wife: No! Its the witching hours!
by Lady Regina Flange November 10, 2018
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Clock-watching

You go to sleep, but wake up every hour or two and check the clock, so as not to miss a scheduled event such as: Going to work, Class or a Date.
I went to sleep at 8am and woke up at 10:30, 12:30, 2:30 finally 3:30pm checked the clock every time and went work to do another 12 hour shift. Clock-watching
by Burned out August 26, 2013
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watching the lion king

"Ma~an I gotta piss!"
"There's a bathroom right in school..."
"I skipped, we were watching the lion king."
by Embrace your inner hebrew. October 28, 2007
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