Windows Vista

The Windows Operating system which will replace XP. Vista was known as Longhorn in developement. Other great names such as Windows ME were a flop, this could be a sign of Windows Vista going under.
When Windows Vista crashes.

"Hasta la Vista Baby" (Cardboard Hammer, HardOCP, 7-22-2005)

I can't network my Windows Vista.

by Flysak August 21, 2005

windows time

the weird mis-experience of time felt when you have to do a file transfer using Microsoft Windows.

Also usable in any other situation where time seems on a bend.

John: Ok, why does this small installer need 39472 days to get it's arse over to my usb drive?
Mary: That's just windows time. 'tis a feature, not a bug.

by eunerk3b4b March 10, 2010

Windows ME

Microsoft's software building in 2000 that is most useless pile of crap ever installed on a computer. It is so useless that it is easier to train a dog to speak mandarin then to use Windows ME. It will lead to stress, frustration, anger for wasting your money and in extreme cases a pie in Bill Gates face. It is so complicated and unstable that the writers of the idiots guide to Windows ME eventually gave up writing it, because even they couldn't figure it out

Windows ME is a piece of turd,
In mathematical terms Windows ME= mindfuck

Building SERN is easier than using Windows ME

by yourfacemakesmewanttopuke December 4, 2011

Windows Defender

By far the worst antivirus ever. The Windows defender dev team spent all of its project money on making their half baked peice of shit turn back on after you disable it, damn near impossible to delete, and requiring you to use registry data to disable it instead of making it good.

I turned off windows defender but the fucker turned back on by itself and deleted every program that tried to access any file

by big gunline December 21, 2020

Windows pain

(Not to be confused with window pain.) The protracted and excruciating pain of having to wait for Windows software to work.

Interrogator: Are you going to tell me about the plot, or do I need to take out the Windows PC?
Villain: I'll tell you everything I know.

John Doe: Arghhhhhh! The Windows pain is unbearable!!!
Bill Gates: Why don't you just use Linux? LoLz

by SoberDicktionary January 27, 2021

Windows ME

The biggest mistake Microsoft ever made...


...apart from letting Bill Gates be born

Blue screen of death, everywhere

by Paul January 24, 2005

Windows Movie Maker

A nice little program that basic people use to get the job done. Exports a low quality film, usually plagued with stupid white text on blue background. Those who just want to "get the job done" use this tool, while the rest of us would desire something else such as Sony Vegas, or Adobe After Effects.

Windows Movie Maker is good for those little projects where you don't care how good it looks.

by Da Milkman February 24, 2009