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wesley

a person who sucks dick 24/7 nonestop
damm wesley sucks
by DarrenParese June 2, 2022
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Wesley (Winston, Gerome)

Probably paralyzed. Is the product of 2 very weird, polar opposite parents. One is highly inappropriate, and cringe af. Posting pics on the internet wearing panties. Is a black. The other may or may not exhibit racist tendencies. Is a white. The boy in the wheely chair is definitely going to be a biracial. A brown. He l also likes takis, saltine crackers. And is hella mean to any similarly biracial girl humans whose name is likely to be either Iris or Melissa. That girl’s dad is a large, tubby McFat Fuck bastard.
Person 1: “Ooh! Ohh! Do Wesley!”
Person 2: “WAIT! DOES IT SAY PROBABLY PARALYZED?!”

Person 3: “thought to themselves… hold my fucking beer… and typed manifested this nonsense into existence!”

Wesley (Winston, Gerome) On Wesley (Winston, and or gerome.)
by -B. (The mom of Ris.) September 22, 2023
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Wesley

A Zeus god who has a big 7 incher, hilarious, and loves men.
Boy 1: is that wesley?
Wesley: yeah it’s me baby
Boy 2; OH MY GOD
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Will Wesley

absolutey massive penis and a great friend, Funny and an absolute god, lit and should be your girlfriend HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE penis
Dude I got railed by Will Wesley last night.
by anonoymous1595000000 May 12, 2021
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Wesley

Wesley is a big black man
by Yeh she July 6, 2021
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Wesley barrel

Bumming someone while they roll down a hill
It took a good sprint to catch up with Henry to give him a proper good Wesley barrel in and out the arse as Wesley rolled down the hill with shit flying out his arse but fuck he was Wesley barrelled proper
by Paul1978 January 5, 2021
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Wesley

Wesley is a person who wants to come to every hangout.
Wesley says: Can I Come?
by amonGUSusMC March 9, 2023
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