cream of wheat

The mixture of a man's semen and a female's yeast infection.

I was going down on my girl and got a mouthful of "cream of wheat".

by Rusty Harwood March 13, 2009

Wetting the Dad's Head

The traditional celebration for new fathers whereby, upon arrival of the new born, they procure a lady (different from the mother) and receive a blowjob.

Wetting the Dad's Head - Ecstatic about the arrival of his new son, Steve wasted no time at all in heading to the local meat market to get his head wet in celebration.

by Gourmet January 6, 2009

whetty

A gettogether in which the majority of the guests are caucasian

Friend 1: Yo I heard about this whetty on the beach, you coming?
Friend 2: yeah man I love white people!

by kevin escobar November 24, 2010

whattawanka

comes from the term 'what a wanker' usually said at the wanker in person but can be used in conversation about said wanker.

"josh kicked nick out of queens of the stone age, WHATTAWANKA.

by colly May 4, 2004

wheat crotch

the opposite of a fire crotch; a blond-crotch.

john (jack) alexander myers is a wheat crotch

by josh greenawalt July 20, 2008

whatthefuckery

An act that causes every spectator in the vicinity to say what the F*#k in unison.

You little turds knock off tat whatthefuckery!!!!

by NeverReadyProduction January 13, 2010

Wettied

South Africa slang for getting drunk... Intensive form is para-wettied. Can also be spelt wettyed (para-wettyed). An alcholic drink is described as a Wetty, and it can also be used to describe the act of drinking.

"I'm getting parawettied tonight!"
"Lets go get a wetty?"
"Have you got a wetty?"
"Did you get wettied?"
"Dylan was parawettied last night!"

by sadunpererarules January 30, 2010