slippery weed wacker

When a manejaculates on the penis of his partner, then uses said ejaculate as a lubricant for manual stimulation.

Honey, after we win this match of Rocket League, will you give me a Slippery Weed Wacker?

by Dwarf Barbarian August 2, 2018

Whanker

A boy who jacks off too much

Cole is such a whanker!

by Sashasaurus October 18, 2008

cracker wacker

someone who kills white people

that damn cracker wacker just killed my brother

by crackdaddy April 22, 2003

Wackerpods

Enormous but very firm and shapely tits

'Ere Jethro, check out the wackerpods on that Swilly maid!

by Vibracobra23 January 5, 2011

wii whacked

someone or something that accidently get broken or injured while a person or persons are playing with thier Nintendo Wii.

I had to take my dog to the vet after I accidently Wii Whacked him upside the head.

by BruinKiller3469 March 20, 2009

taily wacker

an small uncircumcised penis resembling that of a turkeys

I heard that fucker has a taily wacker

by wqerlkhjb November 9, 2017

paddy wacker

Penis, dick.

I used my paddy wacker to paddy wack her

by Annihilator August 19, 2018