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Western Carl

The act of sitting preforming a reverse cowgirl on your father's cock while he strokes your gooch hairs.
I was giving my dad the Western Carl and then my mom walked in.
by Doctor BBC March 16, 2017
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western tight grip

When the person giving you a handjob has an incredibly tight grasp around your penis. This causes a restriction of bloodflow to the rest of your penis and a throbbing sensation as they continue to vigorously jerk you off with the power of a pneumatic drill, leading to an explosive orgasm.
Person 1: "how did the date go?"

Person 2: "I went back to her place and she gave me a western tight grip."
by FFW August 30, 2017
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Winter Dick

Since a male genitalia gets smaller at it gets colder, and when it is freezing out it will get smaller than its notrmal size, it is know as a winter dick. Which is basically a small dick because it's cold.
Damn this gives me winter dick!
by JaxyBoo November 6, 2017
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westerburg high

The high school where the movie and broadway musical “Heathers” takes place. Also home to three murders done by the main characters Veronica and J.D.
Person 1: *talks about Heathers*
Person 2: What’s so good about Heathers anyways?

Person 1: *pulls out history book about westerburg high*
by I queried May 9, 2018
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Winter Onions

Winter Onions are a set of balls that are shriveled in a taut scrotum. Primarily due to the cold.

The opposite of Summer Onions which are a saggy, dangly, sweaty set of balls. Primarily due to heat.
My winter onions are like a tanned piece of leather. It’s cold. I’ve never felt them so taut.
by Eaton Holgoode May 23, 2018
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weenter-peenter

One's dick, in its flaccid state.
" Man, it's been over a month since I've had sex...My weenter-peenter is getting very lonely..."
by Waterlec June 21, 2018
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western virgin

A person who claims to be a virgin, even though they have engaged in sexual intercourse numerous times.
Guy: "you really know what you're doing girl!"
Girl: "but I really dont, hehe, I'm a Virgin"
Guy: " So you're a Western Virgin"
by Just_look_at_it September 25, 2018
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