New York City Welcome

When, shortly after moving to New York City, you get jumped and have everything of value stolen. As if moving to NYC wasn't expensive enough.

James was on his way home from working late at his new job on Wall Street when two guys on the Subway gave him a New York City Welcome. Don't wear a Rolex on the F line at 2AM.

by bkguy October 1, 2013

You're welcome big Delton

A commonly used phrase in America, specifically the midwest

Dani: Ah cheers big ears!
Blake: You're welcome big Delton

by Some dumb ass lmao February 25, 2018

Hero's Welcome

Using sheets soiled by sexual acts as bedding for a house guest.

Paul, I made up the guest bed for you, it's a hero's welcome.

by BuckPhuck December 28, 2008

You're welcome

When a grammar nazi corrects your use of your welcome. You know who you're.

You're a gramma nazi. Yes that's gramma without a R. Your welcome.

You're welcome had to be used in the example box. Screw you urban dictionary.

#gramma nazi

by Gramma nazi June 7, 2015

Georgia welcome mat

Leaving a steaming hot pile of shit by the front door, so whoever enters will either step in it or smear it all over the floor when opening the door.

I knew that bitch of an ex was coming to Joey's, so I left her a Georgia welcome mat.

by TomH January 16, 2008

cha welcome

A way of saying, "you're welcome" by sounding like a complete moron.

Boy- Thank you for your help with my homework.

Girl- cha welcome

by Angrymillennial January 2, 2017

as welcome as cancer

The feeling you experience when you enter a room and everyone looks at you with complete disgust and wants nothing to do with you.

Othello: I went to Barry's Art opening last night. I didn't see you there. What's up?
Desdemona: Since Barry and I have been over, every time I go to a party he's at I feel as welcome as cancer.
Othello: It's been three years! Well, he has AIDS now so I think you have won.

by von groovy June 18, 2017