CamelToe Wednesday 

Synonym of "Eggplant Friday" but for a guys.
A popular social media hashtag where women with lucious vaginas' take pictures of their pussy lips which can be seen through their clothes which resemble an camel's toe.

Xclusiveballer : "Did you see Angela's Cameltoe Wednesday post on Instagram?"

Tutankhevon : "WOW yeah man, She has that hot sexy pussy lips, I wanna tap that!"

CamelToe Wednesday by CamelToeWednesday January 9, 2015

Brown Wednesday 

The only day of the week that it’s acceptable to soil your bottoms with the sweet nectars of human body waste.

Tommy: Did you know that I shat myself last Wednesday?!? It was so embarrassing!

Timmy: Bro! It’s all good! Nothing to be embarrassed about! When you poo in the pants on a Wednesday it just means you're living that brown wednesday life!

Brown Wednesday by Drew_P_Weiner August 29, 2023

blackout wednesday 

Black out Wednesday or Black Wed. Is usually November 22nd a day in CHICAGO where most college students return home from college ; the Biggest Party Day of the Year .

I am getting so drunk with that skank on blackout Wednesday.

blackout wednesday by jimmy nuetr November 22, 2006

ash wednesday

In the Liturgical year, the first day of Lent. The Jewish and Christian scriptures mention prayer and repentence while fasting and being covered in ash and sackcloth; so, the Catholics started marking the beginning of Lent by putting ash on their foreheads. It's a tradition that extends back about 1,000 years. The ashes are made from the burnt palm branches used on Palm Sunday of the previous year.
Although it's not a holiday of obligation, Catholics flock to mass on Ash Wednesday to get their ashes and begin lent. Although many prayers are now used when the ashes are being administered, the old-time prayer everyone knows is:

Remember Man that you are Dust
And unto Dust you shall return.

Okay, so I went to the Gay Student Union meeting one night, and some retard told me I had dirt on my head. I told him, "It's Ash Wednesday... you're SUPPOSED to have dirt on your head, duh!" But some people just don't know what's cool.

ash wednesday by Van Pierce March 6, 2004

sheffield wednesday

Historically Yorkshire most successful club of all time, the oldest league club in the county (5th in England) after being formed in 1867, as an add-on to 'The Wednesday' cricket club. Nicknamed the Owls, origionally known as the Blades until a stadium move to OWLerton. Currently managed by Paul Sturrock who took the reigns from prvious manager Chris Turner. Rivals include, Sheffield United, Rotherham and Barnsley. However due to the amount of clubs in Yorhshire teams such as Huddersfield Town, Leeds United and Doncaster Rovers may also be considered 'rivals'. Sheffield Wednesday play their home games at Hillsborough Stadium which has a capacity of 39,859. Last season were the best supported club in the Championship (24,853), ahead other of Yorkshire clubs Sheffield United (23,650) and Leeds United (22,354) - both finished in the top six, compared to Wednesday's 19th place stance. Recently were promoted to the Championship after two painful years in the third tier - coinciding with Wednesday's second worst finish EVER. Now on track to make a steady return the the Premiership.

Sheffield Wednesday -

Promotion - achieved
Survival - achieved
Consolidation - In Process
Promotion - In due course

sheffield wednesday by Nick Cusack August 9, 2006

6 Kinds of Wednesday 

When someone's really really high on e's and has definitely dropped one too many, off their tits, off tap, so far gone it hurts etc.
Similar to Taking the garlic bread out of the oven.

Person 1: "That tweaker is 6 kinds of Wednesday, look at him go!"
Person 2: "Fuck bro, that's a lot of Wednesdays..
Person 1: "Yeah he's taking the garlic bread out of the oven.."

6 Kinds of Wednesday by babom July 17, 2007

Ash Wednesday

When he cums on his hand and then uses it to make a sign of the cross on your forehead, similar to the catholic tradition of getting ashes on your forehead on Ash Wednesday.

Robert: Dude, the other day me and my girl tried something new. I came in my hand, put some on my finger and gave her a good ol Ash Wednesday.

Jimmy: That sounds super fun.

Ash Wednesday by Ericolina February 16, 2019