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ash wednesday

In the Liturgical year, the first day of Lent. The Jewish and Christian scriptures mention prayer and repentence while fasting and being covered in ash and sackcloth; so, the Catholics started marking the beginning of Lent by putting ash on their foreheads. It's a tradition that extends back about 1,000 years. The ashes are made from the burnt palm branches used on Palm Sunday of the previous year.
Although it's not a holiday of obligation, Catholics flock to mass on Ash Wednesday to get their ashes and begin lent. Although many prayers are now used when the ashes are being administered, the old-time prayer everyone knows is:

Remember Man that you are Dust
And unto Dust you shall return.
Okay, so I went to the Gay Student Union meeting one night, and some retard told me I had dirt on my head. I told him, "It's Ash Wednesday... you're SUPPOSED to have dirt on your head, duh!" But some people just don't know what's cool.
by Van Pierce March 6, 2004
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sheffield wednesday

Historically Yorkshire most successful club of all time, the oldest league club in the county (5th in England) after being formed in 1867, as an add-on to 'The Wednesday' cricket club. Nicknamed the Owls, origionally known as the Blades until a stadium move to OWLerton. Currently managed by Paul Sturrock who took the reigns from prvious manager Chris Turner. Rivals include, Sheffield United, Rotherham and Barnsley. However due to the amount of clubs in Yorhshire teams such as Huddersfield Town, Leeds United and Doncaster Rovers may also be considered 'rivals'. Sheffield Wednesday play their home games at Hillsborough Stadium which has a capacity of 39,859. Last season were the best supported club in the Championship (24,853), ahead other of Yorkshire clubs Sheffield United (23,650) and Leeds United (22,354) - both finished in the top six, compared to Wednesday's 19th place stance. Recently were promoted to the Championship after two painful years in the third tier - coinciding with Wednesday's second worst finish EVER. Now on track to make a steady return the the Premiership.
Sheffield Wednesday -

Promotion - achieved
Survival - achieved
Consolidation - In Process
Promotion - In due course
by Nick Cusack August 9, 2006
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6 Kinds of Wednesday

When someone's really really high on e's and has definitely dropped one too many, off their tits, off tap, so far gone it hurts etc.
Similar to Taking the garlic bread out of the oven.
Person 1: "That tweaker is 6 kinds of Wednesday, look at him go!"
Person 2: "Fuck bro, that's a lot of Wednesdays..
Person 1: "Yeah he's taking the garlic bread out of the oven.."
by babom July 17, 2007
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Ash Wednesday

When he cums on his hand and then uses it to make a sign of the cross on your forehead, similar to the catholic tradition of getting ashes on your forehead on Ash Wednesday.
Robert: Dude, the other day me and my girl tried something new. I came in my hand, put some on my finger and gave her a good ol Ash Wednesday.

Jimmy: That sounds super fun.
by Ericolina February 16, 2019
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White Girl Wednesday

Involves white girls (obvi) Usually enjoyed with Starbucks, Ugg boots, Leggings, and Vickies Secret. On WGW many selfies/mirror pics are taken. Lots of screaming occurs and drama appears. Also involves others besides white girls.

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Any race any gender as long as there are uggs involved along with Starbucks, leggings and/or Spanks.
#WGW

Her pic on insta was TOTES WHITE GIRL WEDNESDAY!
by WhiteGIrll23 November 6, 2013
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Eli on a Wednesday

Eli on a Wednesday is when a short French girl (usually without consent) looks at a tall male's genitals.
"Hey what did you do on Wednesday?" "Oh well it's Wednesday so I went outside and did some Eli on a Wednesday"
by OblivPoggers December 2, 2020
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Snacker Wednesday

When a group of 20+ people go to KFC every wednesday to order 3 or 4 snackers and have a good time. on the way back sodas and fries are ejected out of one or more car windows at multiple targets, such as marshall, freshman and many more.
Aye Bud Snacker Wednesday is in 24 Hours!!!
by J.C. niggee March 22, 2007
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