dick wedge

Dick wedge is a word for when a males pants are pulled up so tight around his penis that it bulges out around the seem createing a weggie in his dick and balls

Oh wow look at his dick wedge! -
DUDE what with the dick wedge-
When Jacob say down he had a major dick wedge

by Dick wedge March 26, 2019

Dick wedge

Dick wedge is a word for when a males pants are pulled up so right around his penis that it bulges out around the seam creating a weggie I’m in his dick and pants

DUDE what’s with the dick wedge?!
When Jacob sat down he had a major dick wedge.

by Dick wedge March 26, 2019

Sand Wedge Wiener

When a buddy has massive amounts of curve to his dick. So much that you could notice it from afar. This tends to happen from obsessive amounts of yanking your willy with the same hand.

Tilly: “ God damn bruce that’s a hell of a Sand Wedge Wiener ya got going there.”

Bruce: “ Maybe I should try lefty, huh.”

by Bananawiener March 29, 2019

Wet WedgerBledger

When you stick your cock inside of a hot pocket

Wet WedgerBledger nigga

by ffdsfdsfdsfsdf October 19, 2019

Water wedge

A golf club that has been tossed into a pond in an explosive temperamental tantrum.

Hey Big G could I use your water wedge for this shot Nick asked
Whats a water wedge? Replied Big G
That club you tossed into the pond the last time we played!! Said Nick

by Kid_nic September 17, 2020

LEMON WEDGEE

Is basically the same as a regular wedgee but it is performed by pulling up the front of the underwear (Lemon is for the Pee stain).

As Dave and Bobby were hiding in the closet from their Uncle Dan.

As Uncle Dan stood at the closet door, Paul snuck up behind and proceeded to give him a “LEMON WEDGEE” he’d never forget.

by MATTSLAPPY17 November 20, 2020

Dork wedge

A wedge of numerous dorks of all shades, a blob of dorks.

The dork wedge was slowly moving up the sidewalk, laughing at that dude like there was something wrong with him for having the audacity to be there on a sidewalk they owned.

by Solid Mantis May 20, 2021