When your crush tells you they only want a hook up instead of a relationship, so you agree to just hooking up, only to find out later that they really did want a relationship.
Dude, you told me I can't eat the cookies, so I didn’t eat the cookies and now you're mad at me for not eating the cookies when I Always Wanted the Cookies!!
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Get the Always Wanted the Cookies mug."White collar wasted" is getting wasted after work while still in business casual/formal. The more hours that pass after work, the better.
By 10 pm it becomes apparent to onlookers that you either are too drunk to go home and change, too lazy, or you are a douche. But you don't give a damn. You are white collar wasted.
Be respectful of those around you and loosen that tie.
By 10 pm it becomes apparent to onlookers that you either are too drunk to go home and change, too lazy, or you are a douche. But you don't give a damn. You are white collar wasted.
Be respectful of those around you and loosen that tie.
Office coworker/recent college graduate: "Hey man, what are you doing after you go home from work today."
You: "I'm not going home; I'm getting white collar wasted."
Northwestern Mutual sales douche 1: "My hair is gelled, my face is bronzed up, I got juiced at the gym this morning, I'm wearing a suit, and it's 6 pm at the office on a Friday. What do I do now?"
Identical looking Northwestern Mutual sales douche #2: "Don't you dare loosen that tie. Let's get white collar wasted and hit on college bitches."
You: "I'm not going home; I'm getting white collar wasted."
Northwestern Mutual sales douche 1: "My hair is gelled, my face is bronzed up, I got juiced at the gym this morning, I'm wearing a suit, and it's 6 pm at the office on a Friday. What do I do now?"
Identical looking Northwestern Mutual sales douche #2: "Don't you dare loosen that tie. Let's get white collar wasted and hit on college bitches."
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