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Watering The Wallflowers

When someone flirts with unpopular people just to get attention.
"It's all false love and affection, you don't want me, you just like the attention", is a good way to put it.
"See that girl? She's just Watering The Wallflowers... Poor guy"
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wankerism

political bullshit in the workplace..... cowardliness in challenging anyone or thing with power or influence !!
''you can say that at work . we know its corporate wankerism but you'll get into trouble if you speak your mind like that''
by ozwald cobblepot February 18, 2015
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wanking friday

When working a full week so much that the thought of being friday makes you and your colleagues suffer from a compulsive will to masturbate all the day.
by Willy Friday Wanker November 9, 2015
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wanking about

To engage in dickish behavior. Used in the same spirit as "to fuck about", "fuck around", or "screw around".
We would have gotten here much faster if so many other drivers weren't wanking about the whole time.
by Not Dangerous Dickey November 19, 2015
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Wankeritis

An inflammatory condition of the Wanker. See def: Wanker
Man, he's got a bad case of Wankeritis
by EvieGrave May 26, 2016
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Watering basil

The act of performing oral sex.
Some men don't like watering basil but all the best men don't mind.

Kristen prides herself on having no gag reflex and being good at watering basil.
by Jlbers January 27, 2017
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wangeling

Im wangeling down to to train station
by ANANCAVITY November 14, 2017
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