meat wad

A really dumb guy with a big dick or a really big dumb guy who still leeches off of his parents or a guy with no ambitions.

Justin is such a meat wad he amazes me how he can just do nothing.

Wow your boyfriend is such a meat wad at least he's good for one thing!

Meat wad: "Hey Dad I need to borrow some money for rent because I spend my pay check on drugs. No I mean beer."
(He never pays his dad back because he doesn't care. Does it when he needs moany)

by Podagee June 11, 2007

ding-wad

A collection of tissues accumulated to staunch the bleeding from a small wound or ding

I dinged my finger closing the car door. It doesn't hurt anymore, but now I got this bloody ding-wad I have to toss out somewhere.

by scatter44 November 20, 2013

knob wad

Ejaculate. Sperm that has exited the penis.

Guy 1: Dude, my dealer's screening my calls and I know he's holding.

Guy 2: What a lazy knob wad.

by fillymandee July 27, 2012

penis-wad

someone who really pisses you off. can be a guy or a gurl
guy is SO much funnier becuz then they're like WAT??

will u bang me?
NO UR SUCH A PENIS-WAD
WHAT??

by flkdjflksd January 14, 2007

Dildo Wad

That fuck face bitch that you know couldn't hold up in a fight but has a bunch of friends(that are girls so you can't hit them) and all his friends think he's great but whenever he's acting like a fuck face to you and you tell him to fight he comes up with an excuse and his friends(that are girls) take his side and are all like "ya we gotta go loser plus he'd kick ur ass any time."

"Carl's such a fucking dildo wad sometimes."

by describer_of_some_words December 30, 2016

dork wad

a wad of something between a whales dick and its body

casey is such a dork wad

by Tusuck July 25, 2005

cock-wad

The female chicken who is used as a support for the gigantuan penis of the master rooster in the chicken community. Used to describe a down-trodden person. One who is put apon.

That Tracey's a cock-wad. She's got not self-respect.

by Julia Worley August 11, 2003