dole whip

Using pineapple rings as an Elizabethan collar to accessorize one's junk, meant to be eaten. Can be enhanced with whip cream or cool whip.

Timofy was feeling frisky, so he put on a dole whip.

by bobby.california March 31, 2019

Polar Whore-Tax

This is an additional fee/tax that a prostitute charges when the requested sexual act is performed outside & the weather is extremely cold.

The hooker told him she charged an additional 'Polar Whore-Tax' when he requested her to give him a blowjob in the snow.

by Master Kitty February 23, 2014

whirley

whir-ley | \ ˈwhər-lee \
plural whirlies
Can be used as both a noun and a verb

1: a large human feces adhering to the side of a toilet bowl specifically above the water-line that is ignored to the extent that it is intentionally left visible resulting in observation and/or cleaning by others.
a: typically semi-solid in nature
b: strong adhesion qualities
c: remains visible and in-place despite one or more toilet flushes
d: intentionally disregarded by the defecator allowing the sight or scent to be noticeable by others.

What the fuck did you do in the toilet….there is a whirley in the toilet. What kind of a human walks away from something like that?

I’m going to the plumbing showroom and whirley in the display toilet.

by Retired in Naples March 8, 2019

Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one.

Greg Snyder was witness to one of the most key moments of 1991. It was back in 1991 when he saw a guy driving down the road who owned one. Greg went on to state his claim for all to see on social media. He didn’t care who believed him. A man of principle and character, a gentleman and a scholar.

Whoa, look at that sweet 1988 Chrysler Conquest TSI!!
Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one.

by Hurt Feelings December 2, 2020

What the frick

It is what you say when you ordered an Xbox card errrr Xbox remote and you get a bong.

"What the frick, I didn't order that"

by Ou714w February 24, 2018

Whoosh

Looking in the internet comment section you may see "r/whoosh", or "whoosh" and wonder "wHaT dOeS iT mEaN?".
I got chu.

If you see a dumb comment that completely misses the point of the subject (for example someone not getting/taking a joke), then you type "whoosh" which means it went way over their head!

Person1: 911 was done by Teletubbies

Person2: lmao

Person3: NO IT WASN'T!!! Why do people keep saying that *gives a long ass theory on what their opinion is*

Person2: r/whoosh!

by XChristinaXx September 2, 2018

whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't

the most intellectual word imaginable.

you: who
me an intellectual:whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't

by Aidag June 1, 2018