virtualacra

A disturbing intersection of the real-world and virtual aspects of one's experience; a train wreck caused by one's interpersonal and Internet lives colliding.

Derived from Simulacra and Simulation (Simulacres et Simulation in French), a philosophical treatise by Jean Baudrillard that investigates the relationship between reality, symbols, and society.

Last week was a complete virtualacra...the dude I was seeing found my anonymous dating blog, read it, fought with me over what I said about him, and then ended it via Facebook relationship status. SMH.

by kitten kaboodle July 12, 2010

virtual tidying

the act of spending hours deleting unread emails and unread facebook messages when you could be cleaning the bathroom, doing the washing up and tidying the house.

There are 1,188 unread messages in my facebook inbox, sorry if you sent me a personal message and you've not had a reply. I am about to embark on some serious virtual tidying so I may get back to you.

by climate james October 21, 2010

Virtual Entertainment Gaming Association

Virtual Entertainment Gaming Association (VEGA) is a premiere online gaming league that will be host to season and events for a variety of games.

Some of the features you will be experiencing are:

--Enhanced Anti-Cheat System
--Free Tournaments and Events
--Cash and Hardware Prizes
--Live Match Coverage

And Many More!

Games Supported:

Counter-Strike Source
Counter-Strike 1.6
Call of Duty: Black Ops
League of Legends
Star Craft II

(List subject to change)

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by VIP4Life February 26, 2011

VirtualDUDE

A VirtualDUDE is a nickname given to a "programmer". However this programmer can't really code and acts superior to the rest of the community; often VirtualDUDE's are mocked by the rest of the community.

Oh look at VirtualDUDE thinking he can code again what a joke!

by cfsharp1 June 10, 2011

Virtualistimaginativery

A sister you hate and is annoying

Virtualistimaginativery I hate my sister cause she annoys me alot

by MrDoorvid November 18, 2011

virtually unemployable

Is a virtual and real reality that you can't get employment for the following reasons.One,you don't have a legally provable resume that an employer would consider of value to shortlist because of huge year gaps in employment.Two,you don't have a high enough credit rating and score for an employer to consider you valuable enough to hire.Three,you don't have a social media profile that others would consider monetarily valuable enough to buy or acquire from you.Four,if you have complained enough to government or business about your employability woes and no one will go to bat for you to get yourself employed that is another sign.Five,you were not smart enough as a youth to make sure that you knew who and whom had access to your employment documentation when you sent it to companies without any conditions attached.That is always a sign that you are not in control of your career or careers in any manner.Sixth,when you have not been able to know who read your online employment documentation because you couldn't afford to spy on your employment documentation readers,that is another sign.

Bono in the Celtic Connection for November 2011 said that he was virtually unemployable without being in the U2 band,he meant that would not be employable outside of his band.

by B1j2p8b1 November 25, 2011

virtual powder keg

discussing religion AND politics in the same Facebook post.

Status Update:

"What? In the name of Christ?!?! Shootings, assaults, pepper spray...Occupy Wall Street casualties? Nooooo, worse...it's all in celebration of the birth of Jesus! Can you feel the magic?"

no one dared comment on that virtual powder keg.

by wickid_me November 28, 2011