vpilf

Acronym: Vice President I'd Like to Fuck.

"Dude, that chick's a vpilf, milf hunter should get on that shit pronto"

by evilchris October 18, 2008

VPILF

A term used mainly on the Internet for "vice president I'd like to f*ck," and a play off the word "MILF" ("mom I'd like to f*ck"). Emerged in August 2008 with Republican presidential candidate John McCain's pick of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin as his running mate.

That Sarah Palin's a real VPILF.

by Teddy113 October 23, 2008

VPH

Visible Penis Head.

As in, the head of one's penis is pressing against your clothing making its distinct contours visible to all.

Those shorts or so tight you're sporting some serious VPH.

by giantfurdiaper April 20, 2014

VPILF

Vice. President. I. Would. Like. to Fuck. See milf

Sarah Palin is a total VPILF.

by leo dogus October 22, 2008

VPILF

Vice-president I'd like to f***

Palin is a VPILF!

by -1-2-3-4 October 23, 2008

VPILF

Acronym for "Vice President I'd Like to F**k". This is a modification of MILTF and became popular when John McCain in the 2008 election, rather than picking a qualified candidate for vice president, went bonkers and picked an ex Alaska beauty queen runner up.

Sarah Palin is certainly my VPILF.

by stormrunner October 28, 2008

VPS

The act of vomiting, pissing, and shitting at the same time. Usually paired with a strong emotion behind it.

Person 1: Holy shit dude that was so funny im VPSing right now
Person 2: ew.

by BreezySie April 19, 2021