ur mom

a horrible comeback used by total idiots who have nothing better to say. It is often replaced by other nouns in the sentence.

Bob: your an idiot.
Paul Baker: Your Mom's a idiot!

Sally: this homework sucks
Paul Baker: your mom sucks!

Joe: your gay
Paul Baker: Your mom's gay!

by urmomisgay June 20, 2006

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ur mom

What people say when the they lack the intelligence to think of any sort of comeback. It's a very redundant phrase. You'll say, "Hey, how's it goin'?" and your mother will be brought into the conversation out of nowhere.

Whomever uses this phrase in an argument, has automatically lost.

Me:Seriously, Napoleon Dynamite sucks.
Them:ur mom
Them:lol
Them:...
Me: Ohhh, original.
Them:STFU ur momz a ho
Me: At least I got one, motherfucka'!
Them has signed off

by Jon March 08, 2005

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Ur Dic

The abreviation for Urban Dictionary.

Claire: hey Emma, where can i find the meaning of baxana?
Emma: Ur Dic!!
Claire: wow...thanks Emzi, you're the best in the west!
Emma: Yes, my mommy tells me i am...

by emza, aimz, pookie November 21, 2005

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ur dick

non existent

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by Ur mom go peepeepoopoo October 19, 2020

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ur mum

okay where do i begin? we could start off with a hearty insult to everyone who uses this word... you bunch of flare wearing hippy scum. It seems that over the last few months, chavs have forgotten the insult 'grunger' and replaced it with 'ur mum!' its a shame really.. because the poor chavvie sods deserve at least to be able to finish thier own sentences... oh the wonderful days where i have spent walking along the road and all of a sudden, in a blur of nickelson tops off of the nearest market stall, AND FAKE BURBERRY.. my mum is being cussed (or so they say anyway) by a group of ppl pronouncing that i own a parent... oh well, i guess we cant all be genetic and social deformaties born in test tubes.. love u all! ur mums!

eerm... ur mum!... (thats just it.. thats all there is...)

by myke March 12, 2004

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